The Office Ops

Dunder Mifflin DevOps Company.

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Boss: We are truly agile, and expect everyone to be autonomous
Me: Great!
Boss: And all teams must follow our custom made Spotify Karate SAFe Certified Frankenstein Agile (tm) model
Me:

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Nobody:
Nobody Ever:
SAFe®:

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Boss: And this is our Agile™️ Certified way of working. Don't forget to estimate everything and add it to the roadmap!

Me:

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#NewProfilePic

> Twitter for the last 48h

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Nope, it's not @IanColdwater, It's Kevin Malone!

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The team: Somehow the production keys were pushed into the repo...

Me:

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"Agile Certified™️" person: We need another <insert-faux-agile-bs-here> meeting

* Adds 5th meeting invite for the day *

Me:

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I suspected I have a shitty job

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There's a wishing fountain at the mall, and I threw a coin in for every k8s cluster in the world and made a wish

cc. @memenetes

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CI/CD City

#DevOps

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Adding one more should get us there!

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@chazdguerrero

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Some of my Kevin's Famous K8s Clusters

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@SimpsonsOps

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Let's add a new microser—

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@SimpsonsOps What about The Office Ops?