Lizz Wagner

Designer, builder, problem solver- Entomologist in training. Care taker of the shambly goobs I associate with. she/her

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

@EntomosOswin 😢😢

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

"Art thou feeling it now Mr. Blob?!" -D #DnD

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

@RyJulio35 See this is another example of how people can be blatantly wrong on the internet.

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

'I didn't realize how hungry I was until I opened the goat cheese' a memoir by lizz wagner

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

"This is why we can't adopt the metric system, we can't even standardize our butter on the east and west coast!!!"

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

@zzachpizazz This is so aggressively relatable

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you lyme, take 28 days of doxy.

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

"What sign are you?"
"I'm a yield sign."
"Yeah you are."

[Matt Henry, PhD @DrJustFutures]

Universities: We’re a world class research institution that pours money into STEM

Us: Can you implement covid mitigation measures based on the latest scientific literature?

Universities: lol nah

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

"This is a real piña colada, except i microwaved it" -Bear

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

"I was reading a lot about yogurt recently because I was trying to figure out why they keep putting the fruit on the bottom..."

[joe!!! @dontdoitjoe]

y'all asked for hot girl summer and instead we got climate change-induced heatwaves

[Ivan Alcantara @ivancalcantara]

Put undergrads and technicians on your papers FFS 👏🏽

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

"Hey, I just submitted my thesis" is one of my favorite messages to receive. Like look at you go! Doin the thing! IM SO PROUD!

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

"Roll stealth check for passing him 10 lbs of turnips..."
*roommate rolls nat 1*

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

Cleared sod and rock from the garden area after work with a mattock and realized that years of softball did have a small bit of transferable skills.

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

Every time I hang out with my grandma I realize that we are pretty much the same basic person and that's simultaneously terrifying and insanely comforting

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

@khregan My biggest hurdle so far was convincing my dad to let me schedule it for him in the first place! Now that I've got the go ahead, nothing can be as difficult as changing that stubborn man's mind!

[Lizz Wagner @TheOleBlue]

Scheduling vaccine appointments for my parents is simultaneously the most stressful thing in my life right now and the most stress relieving thing I'm doing.

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

Me: Calls to refill birth control on day 21 of 28 day pack because I’m going on vacation. Told I need a prior auth from insurance company to refill before day 25.

Also me: Walks into a gun store because I’m having a bad day and walks out with a gun 10 min later.