Chris .

My biggest fear is that Beyoncé will release an album while I'm in the middle of washing my hair in the shower.

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

Beyoncé looking like she belongs on Dragon Ball Z & I AM LIVING

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

@realDonaldTrump

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS

Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 https://t.co/og62ckK5r5 #CNNElection

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

@YonceHaunted You right my bad

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

@YonceHaunted Don’t use that tone with me!

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

@YonceHaunted

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

BDBGOBKFVEJWBC

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

@PUSHA_T

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

It is 2018 and the dictionary is a shady bitch who lives for drama https://t.co/mGhqxCSgU6

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

@rodimusprime @SayDatAgain lol 👀 https://t.co/ugh4zaAK2B

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

Designers: What's your theme?
Beyoncé:

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

@Beyonce #beychella

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

I need someone to convert this performance to mp3 ASAP! Thanks in advance! #beychella

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

WAIT no Beyonce don’t go! I’m not ready for it to end! #beychella #CoachellaLiveStream

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

Yes GET ME BODIED! #beychella

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

AHHHHHHHHHH DESTINY’S CHILD!!! #beychella

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

I’m crying because this is all of us right now and y’all know it #Beycheclla https://t.co/lG0aJgmcic

[Khadi Don @KhadiDon]

At #beychella like 😂😂😂😂 #mysugardaddywouldntpayformytickets #usingmyneighborswifi #nochella

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

FUCKING DEJA VU?!?! #beychella

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

@BGKC TBQMFH!

[Chris . @TheOminousCj]

THE FUCKING TRANSITION INTO MINE #beychella