Tracey Tornado

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman!

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

@SpecSaversSA no one is getting back to me as to why 1 cloth costs R20 and a "value" pack of 3 SMALLER cloths costs R60. Did you detract value?

Also, are you just not going to get back to your customers?

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

Lol, flabbergasted and dumbstruck. Not the brightest sandwich in the picnic ;-) https://t.co/fWiEqymFDf

[The Lead CNN @TheLeadCNN]

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Nativity at the Inman household.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

20 years ago today a world that I had lived in alone was suddenly open to others. It's been wonderful. Thank you.

#HarryPotter20

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

Pretty sure my mom wishes she had aborted #justgirlythings

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

@twentyonepilots this is probably the best representation of a #pheochromocytoma in any song

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

@TattooLisa ,think I'm gonna need your help with something. Will DM msg you shortly with details.

[Democratic Alliance @Our_DA]

The first action of the #FreedomMovement will be to gather as many South Africans as possible at Freedom Park, Tshwane on Freedom Day. https://t.co/5nC7u7xsBz

[DesmondTutu Official @TheDesmondTutu]

It is important that we unite as South Africans to bring an end to state capture #freedommovement

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

On a scale of 1-even...I just can't

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So, the entire coal industry employs fewer people than Arby's. Why are we so fixated on coal jobs? Reemploy coal workers in green energy.

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

Because dildos don't let you down #WHYdildosAREbetterTHENmen

[NYT Science @NYTScience]

"The plants pay the piper — until they can’t pay anymore. Then the bees pay. Then the farmer pays. Then we all pay." https://t.co/pJrzslUewG

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

"That's not a penny, it's a dog, they don't give you a day of goodluck if you pick them up and bring them home, take it back."#shitmymomsays

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Two Vincent van Gogh paintings return home to Amsterdam, 14 years after brazen heist: https://t.co/w6gBHiH12k

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

What's that useless bit of skin at the end of the willy called? A man

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

Adulthood is so much fun bc it's full of surprises, like when will I sleep again? Will my card be declined next time? is it all worth it?

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

I have the right to life and no will to live

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

Last night he held me; he held me like wanted to fix all the broken pieces, like he could wanted to take all the pain away and I would stay.

[Tracey Tornado @TheOnChronicles]

This is how you deal with a fascist teenage brother