Sarah ✨

26. CPT. save a hoe, never I, I can’t save her…

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

Doesn’t feel like it’s been a year, but here we are.

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

I just need to know from someone at GE why the cooktops don’t auto relock if the power goes out and comes back on like my Electrolux oven does 🥲 (I locked it back when I found the eye still on)

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

@iamblackbear can a girl that’s in your top .05% Spotify get a free shipping code for merch? 😭🤣. I want a shirt and two albums 😅🙃. I was in the .01% in ‘17 but I’ve been slipping. I’ll see what I can do this year 🥰😂

[nova @comfypill]

"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

@bathbodyworks I need you to bring back the roll on body glitter please and thank you

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

“I’m a shucked piece of corn because I’m so shook”

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

@PlayApex Winter express please??? 🥲

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

“You’re so soft and innocent”
“It sounds like he’s about to rape Bambi”

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

Not @PlayApex kicking me out and then giving me the abandoning game penalty 🙃🙃��

[ً @wtffrio]

flowers for no reason is always a 10/10.

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

Is it just me or can everyone tell that every single article about Taylor Swift the last few months is definitely being sold to the tabloids by Brittany Mahomes/team? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jay ♛ @Wavymafia]

I feel so disconnected from people, nothing seems genuine anymore.

[ً @rchllnvrr]

she’s a 10 but doesn’t know how to regulate her emotions and goes from super obsessed to completely cold

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

@beerice32 He in fact did not take his own hint and continued to message after that message 😂

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

So I have probably over 80 missed calls, countless insta and messenger messages, cash app send, an EMAIL, and even a words with friends request, and a restraining order that hasn’t been served and this dude really just said “okay I can take a hint”

CAN YOU?!

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

@beerice32 😂😂😂😂

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

Me trying to marry whoever was in the black Lexus so let a girl know

[Sarah ✨ @TheOneAndOnlySB]

I finally lost a race with my new car and I’ve never been so excited for someone else 😂😂😂😂. To be fair it was a Lexus still but 🥲

[ivan @insanities]

communication is good, but understanding is everything..