Jordan Howard 🇸🇲

Bringing awareness to the greatest running back of all time, former governor of Phebes, assistant constable of Brooklyn Bagel Co., bears sadist

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

Taking a shit so brutal I just ordered these from the porcelain throne

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

✅ achievement unlocked

Clogged a toilet in a Lincoln Park bar with a massive stinker

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

My last 5 flights have been like this

Proud Regular Line member

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

TSA Pre Line Regular Line

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

Excited to drink later

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

@billythekid1100 One spin never hurt anyone Billy

Play the numbahs

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

Very nice 👍

[Italian Football TV @IFTVofficial]

• Only had 14 senior players
• Forced to play 4-4-2
• Comuzzo as a RB
• Dodo & Parisi as midfielders
• Gudmundsson out sick before match

What a coach Palladino is 👏

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

+3.7u (11-6), WE HAVE BEEN OK LETS GO BE GREAT

The slate

Wagner ML 1u
Drexler -1.5 1u
Temple ML 1u
Maryland ML .5u

WKU Kennesaw St OVER 156.6
Long Island Wagner UNDER 119.5

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

@grimpost Don Corleone takes the cake here

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

@denardspanlover Mi Amor is still my favorite, not a huge fan of the new stuff

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

@sleepysoupgirl I did twice this morning

Brutal

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

Thursday is off to a less than ideal start

Super icy on my way to the train and completely ate shit twice on the sidewalks

Minor physical injuries but my morale has never been lower

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

THEY COUNTED PITT OUT

NEVER DO THAT

UNLEASH CHAOS

ONTO THE NATTY

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

+3.7u (11-6) on the February trail we will take it

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

+ 2.8u (7-4) in Feb
The Slate to BE BETTER THAN WE WERE

1u Butler -3
1u Georgia St -7.5
1u Bucknell -1.5

1.8u Lafayette ML

1u Cleve St NKU UNDER 132.5
1u Troy JMU UNDER 136.5

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

Will jimmy request to leave before the season ends?

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Who’s stopping this duo? 👀

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

+ 2.8u (7-4) in Feb
The Slate to BE BETTER THAN WE WERE

1u Butler -3
1u Georgia St -7.5
1u Bucknell -1.5

1.8u Lafayette ML

1u Cleve St NKU UNDER 132.5
1u Troy JMU UNDER 136.5

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

@antedwardzz5 @RapidResponse47 Exact opposite will happen

Trump needs to get Israel’s cock out of his mouth

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

Give me a break

If he said the US would take over the Gaza Strip before the election there’s no shot he would’ve won

No reason to continue to do bullshit over there

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

President Trump on securing PEACE in Gaza: "The U.S. will take over the Gaza strip ... and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous, unexploded bombs and other weapons on the site ... create an economic development that will supply unlimited numbers of jobs and housing for the people of the area."

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

2 years ago, I was in Monaco

1 year ago, I was at a darty

Today, I am sitting behind a desk doing meaningless tasks

My life is over.

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

+ 3.4u (4-1) in Feb✅✅✅
The Slate TO CONTINUE THE MAGIC
TO SEE IS TO BELIEVE

1u Kentucky +5.5
.5u Kentucky ML
1u MINNESOTA +7.5
1u Houston -21.5
1.5u Florida St ML

1u Murray State Drake OVER 123.5
1u Texas St Arkansas Pine Bluff UNDER 156.5

[Jordan Howard 🇸🇲 @TheOneTrueRB]

YOU HAVE TO PLAY TO WIN THE GAME

The Slate

1u KU -2.5
1u UNCO ML
1u Grambling St ML

1u McNese State IW UNDER 141.5
1u NCCU Norfolk State OVER 146.5