Stephen PM™

Don’t worry, the AC is on and I’m listening to my favorite musi. Anti-Dogma. Pro-Skub. Dog-Water.

[abby @abby4thepeople]

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

I'm gonna wake up and keep trying to do good and so are you and nobody gets to vote on that.

[William Goodman @goodmanw]

Godspeed to you if you're going to a party (?) to watch tonight, but I had a party in 2016 to watch the results, and the vibe shift that happened was so sudden and horrific that I'll quite simply never do that again in my life.

[hoobgooblinn @dancommadirty]

“swimming has been legalized in the ocean” like

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

It's like they built this dude in a lab for the sole purpose of destroying J.D. Vance

[Ryan @rudepolaroids]

Have thought on this all day

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Maybe this is a "ceci n'est pas une pipe" situation but surely this is the largest sculpture that Looks like a potato masher. Can something Be something if it will not and cannot be used for that purpose?

[Stephen PM™ @TheOneWithThePH]

@peopleWatch_ PEOPLEWATCHING SWEEP LET’S GOOOO

[peopleWatching @peopleWatch_]

[taps mic after several years...]

[calaboca.co @bisualvoy]

dream blunt rotation

[h @ipodmacbook]

a second more demonic punxatawny phil has been discovered. we just need to figure out what he’s predicting

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

always stay in your lane.

[✨smoke mommy✨ @wxfflestomp]

I found out my husband has a burner zillow account used to verbally harass landlords with ridiculous rental prices & I just think thats hot

[Liam @l_flynn22]

@avatarrant Baseball and hockey might honestly be the two most lore driven sports

[katie @katefeetie]

babies in public spaces are fine! babies are just little dudes who don't know what's going on so they sometimes they cause a ruckus. a large percentage of grown adults do know what's going on and cause a ruckus anyway, and that's much worse, because they are large

[Andy Masley @AndyMasley]

I reference this Onion headline at least once a week at this point