Mr. Simpson.

Making it up as I go. A melancholy Miami Dolphins fan. You can catch me on the How 1derful podcast and Finstories

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@NFL_DovKleiman Not even close bro.

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@TCUBasketball @DBane0625 athletes during his NBA offseasons. He is still fully under contract and active as a starting guard for the Magic, where he just finished his first season with the team following his trade from the Memphis Grizzlies.

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@TCUBasketball @DBane0625 While TCU did recently announce (on June 22, 2026) that Bane is joining their men's basketball program as the "Chief Basketball Officer," it is a completely voluntary, unpaid role. 
He will act as a special advisor to head coach Jamie Dixon and serve as a mentor to the student

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@JustinCLeto @Mets If we pick option two can they also trade away all of the terrible contracts and players

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@JackDangerLIVE So what is there to do about this ? To stop it?

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@SNY_Mets @sal_licata @WillSammon Anyone who thought this team would be good this year,after they got rid of everyone this off season , was delusional. But this team is BAD BAD. this year. And it’s not even fun to watch them not score any runs everyday.

[Q The Storm Rider @Q_TheStormRider]

Remember that time when HillaryClinton introduced her friend GeorgeSoros and his interest to get involved in US elections?

The Internet sure doesn't.

Why?

Because it has been wiped from existence for the most part. Turns out I found a copy of the file I had archived years ago.

Be a real shame if people save and shared this widely.

FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Exposing California's corrupt "Stop Nick Shirley Act", instead of going after the fraudsters California is now going after the people exposing the fraud.

This bill AB 2624 will:
- Criminalize journalists with misdemeanors, $10,000 fines, imprisonment, and content takedown
- Let immigrant based NGOs' funding be confidential
- Take away freedom of the press from journalists
- Protect any "immigration support services" information from being public (healthcare, legal services, etc)

This bill was created by the Attorney General's WIFE Mia Bonta to stop fraud from being exposed. Please like and share this video everywhere! By trying to silence and intimidate journalists, they are trying to hide the truth from you. EXPOSE ALL THE FRAUD.

[Mindy MF Robinson 🦄 @iheartmindy]

@WallStreetApes @Godismyarmor44 You really got to wonder how little taxes we'd all need to pay, and how much less we'd all have to work....if it wasn't all being squandered by a class of unelected government parasites?

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

[VB 🔆 @VillainBaller]

I don't wanna hear about your 9/11 anymore, man. It's been 9/11 everyday for people in the middle east for the past 20 years. Fuckin barbarians and murderers.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

This is the heart of Beirut today.

A city that has stood for 5,000 years.

Israel is obliterating it — flattening civilian apartment block after apartment block.

Not military targets.

Civilian homes. Civilian infrastructure. Civilian life.

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@EastLeedsLad @PoupartNFL Lolz

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@DouglieDoWrong Just a thought. How many times did we hear good teams were great because they were able to generate pressure with just 4 defensive linemen. My question to your question is why isn’t Woods the obvious pick .

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@Robot__Turkey This was the best football game ever. It was so good that Madden paid for the exclusive rights to the NFL football games. Bc they knew their days would have been numbered

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@theblockspot Woods or styles

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@Mets what’s up? no where on the internet can a guy get a black authentic Mets fitted in 7 3/8 .

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@ARmastrangelo Just my opinion: Saying you are from America to mean the United States is just lazy and kinda plays into the “dumb American” thing.
Kinda like referring to a religion as you nationality

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I could be wrong . But who would have rather seen bad bunny and @ArcherOfInfamy run it back in the largest rematch of all time #AppleMusicHalftime

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@MichaelSFNR1 She’s not a blonde and her bits and pieces are always clothed . I Have to think those too things have something to do with it