Alice, The Last God

I'm a gamer and streamer. My internet sucks but I still try! Twitch Affiliate

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

Fringe benefits, when it gets longer I can use it to sleep and noone will know.

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

Good old Google Translate. It helps me write messages to my grandfather coz I don't speak Croatian and he doesn't speak English. Keeping families in touch. Love it. ❤️

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

On a shit day nothing makes me laugh more than watching @natswhatireckon vids. Dudes a cack up!

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

When your boss sucks so much that your coworkers are walking on eggshells, this might end up happening. Or maybe I'll be the one to lose it on them...

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

Awww yes. Tat time!!!

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@1ticker The goodest boy!!!

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I said his name. He's now demanding dinner. I demand his love. I get ignored. It's a vicious cycle.

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

Fucking hell it's cold. When did Mother Nature turn on the aircon? Don't get me wrong, I love winter and the cold, just not when I didn't bring a jumper to work!!!! Might be time to dig out my work pants too.

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

Well, I don't usually obey a drink but...

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

It is better to poop in the sink than sink in the poop.
Wise words brought to me by my 11 year old. Wtf.

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

@BananaSushi64 @OneTopicAtATime Raised by a Queen to become a better Queen.

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Fire alarm goes off coz some dumbfuck kid (or kids) was smoking in the bathroom. If your child is dependant on smokes you're a fucking failure. If you don't know about it you're still a fucking failure coz you should be paying attention. I will die on this hill.

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

@fic_sg On a mission with SG-1, I would like a mofo of a sudden change in my life.

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

While I enjoy working and being a contributing member of society I'd also really enjoy being a crazy old rich lady who rescues animals and spends too much time talking to her plants. I'd also like a pond with goldfish. And a waterfall. And a Shetland pony called Greg.

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

No matter how many times I watch the Ben and Vanya scene in The Umbrella Academy I always cry when he asks for a hug. I can't wait for the final season, I adore this show and am so sad S4 will be the last. #theumbrellaacademy

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

This is Jack. He's my cat. He's an asshole. He loves my son, tolerates my daughter and is cool with my partner. But me, I betrayed him when he was younger. I gave him a bath! And I clip his nails, took him to the vet to save his ungrateful life, buy his fav food...sigh.

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

@DavidBlue At first glance I thought that was Ark.

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Took the kids to the arcade today and we spent most of the money on claw machines. This is the only thing I can win, and it's a keep going til you get one thing. My daughter however is a claw machine pro and won 2 Endermen and a Pusheen. Kids got skillz. @BananaSushi64

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

Happy Easter!!!

[Alice, The Last God @TheOnlyAlice2]

Saw #SuperMarioMovie tonight. Was so good! Loads of laughs and so much cringe! #ifyouknowyouknow Def recommend it.