Jazzy Gonzalez

ERI 🩷 NRI 🩷

[. @inthegraveyardd]

Sorry boss. I gotta bounce early today cus I’m Mexican.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I’ll be ike "yeah this is my emotional support animal" n it's just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

shoutout to my fucking intuition

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

the best thing about cats truly isn't that they're cuddly and playful and adorable... it's that they're weird. they're so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they're always inventing new ways to be bizarre

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The sweetest sound in the world is that little trill cats do when they're asleep and you touch them gently.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

the problem is we were taught to fear the witches & not the men who burned them

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

currently in my "???" era, because wtf is happening???

[gato mandarino𖦹꩜ @clauenmiel]

todo va a estar bien.
fuente? el ronroneo de mi gato

[Modihh @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Turning around and realizing your cat has been quietly hanging out with you the whole time is one of the best feelings.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”