Emmy Ross

Bread Prophet. Astrologer. She/her. BLM. ✊🏻🏳️‍🌈 Tweet me your Astro Q’s (DM me for privacy!)✨

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

@kat___thomas Hi depressed bi astrologist here: rn there are 5 planets in retrograde with Mercury gearing up for retrograde as well. Mars in retrograde in its home sign Aries is amplifying this depressive energy so, everything’s fucked just surrender this too shall pass

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

*sings in ADHD*

And IIIIIIII-ee-I…forgot…my meeeeeeds ooooooh I—

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

For those that think Leos are obsessed with themselves: Leos have the truest, most generous hearts. They know and love themselves and, like their sister signs, accept people for who they are, no matter how different they may be, because they accept themselves.

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

*A week after saying this I gave myself a minor concussion while trying to fall on purpose

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

The beautiful thing about being a stunt coordinator who is naturally clumsy is that when I inevitably trip I fall perfectly

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

*eats an entire box of mac and cheese*

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

The tragedy of being tortilla chip rich and salsa poor 💔

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

@jamesthephotog_ Passenger in an Uber :/

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

Moving around at work has been a bit challenging post-car accident…but I discovered that I groan in Chinese if I speak Mandarin for a while so that’s cool

[J.A. Adande @jadande]

If you would've told young Ke Huy Quan that he would win an Oscar before Harrison Ford...

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ke Huy Quan hugging Harrison Ford as ‘EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE’ wins Best Picture at the #Oscars

See the full winners list: https://t.co/b3EnMWMShb

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

As a 90s kid, I’m really hoping I get to witness the 60’s and 70’s of the future. Who knows where we’ll be…

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

It’s that Mercury Rx time of year! Don’t text your ex 😇

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

Ah. https://t.co/nVx5xa43V7

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

For this week leading up to the full moon conjunct Mars Rx in Gemini I’ll be focusing only on the things that bring me true peace: Bob Ross and glitter

[music struggles @musicstruggles1]

spotify wrapped used to be an email, but this former intern had the idea of turning it into an interactive story; spotify stole her idea without ever paying her for it

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

Yes, I do indeed plan my outfits around my scrunchies

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

@WhatchaMcCollum Oh yesssssss

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

@pronouncedjan Okay this made me chuckle

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

Someone please explain what my astrological twin is up to. Do I need to be looking over my shoulder 👀

[xile ♡ @XileniaM]

I’m sorry but Harry styles taste in women always disappoints. It’s becoming an ick

[Emmy Ross @TheOnlyEmster]

@pronouncedjan Nooooooooooooooo RIP 😪