Matthew Gargano

the only guy ever named matthew //
Tetris Player for: @AlbumsForTetris

he/him

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

Me too Grover, me too

[Grover @Grover]

Just to be clear, I am WAY too cute and adorable to get stuck on a deserted island.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Patrick Sandoval asked if the pitch was low and Juan Soto continuously nodded yes

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

Vegan Clown Substitute

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@amtrakslut Sara has to explain this to me and I think it's a good tweet. Keep up the good work

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@Duckeroon Well did you?

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

Big day for people who could have their magubi on

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

.@MeghanTrainor's song “Made You Look” won the @streamys @rollingstone Sound of the Year! 🎵 #streamys

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

If you're in DC, come see me play some music at the end of June!

[Tetris Album Reviews @AlbumsForTetris]

Hey! My band No Cheese is playing our first show in 3 years at @tempgardendc on June 30th with the fabulous DC funk group Roses After Dark

I cannot promise any Tetris-talk during the set, but I can promise a good time

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

Tweety Bird after listening to the hit song Big Yellow Taxi: "it do! It do always seem to go!"

[Temperance Alley Garden @tempgardendc]

A Songwriting Lesson
May 25 2023

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@Pompadour_64 No Brainer

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@Dominerdy We all know this is just preparation for the Disney Lorcana launch

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@steviepriller I might be able to help! I'd love to take a look

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

RT if you'd rather have one marshmallow now rather than two marshmallows later

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@rjsmyers @Serephor You're trying to tell me you're not a N64 GoldenEye 007 kind of gamer?

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@Serephor Me but also with all the farming games

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@mossbtch I'm "ruining my bladder"

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@glassbeachband Classic J Dies and Goes To Hell 358/2 Days

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

When you can't watch One Piece episodes (that you've already seen) because your sister is already watching the new episodes of Stranger Things that she's been "waiting on for weeks" 🙁

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

Sometimes I forget that soaking dishes actually works and its not just a procrastination technique

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@rjsmyers Which path is my lottery dream home?

[Matthew Gargano @TheOnlyMRG]

@rjsmyers What kind of animal is my lottery dream home