Noah Von Ark

Couch Analyst for the @NFL and @Lions in West Michigan

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@tobias31 did you have coffee with Tim this morning?

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@realgranthill33 Practice? Grant Hill doesn’t need practice. 😂#smoothtransition

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@Pontifex Please make Charlie Kirk a Saint. He was Martyred for his faith today while preaching.

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#catchthewave

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@woodwardsports @SpeakEZsports_

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@jalenbrunson1 soft af. That’s not how you play ball. #floppingmf #captaininsano

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@jalenbrunson1 soft af. That’s not how you play ball. #floppingmf #captaininsano

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@jalenbrunson1 soft af. That’s not how you play ball. #floppingmf #captaininsano

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Goff going to go off against the bears for 600 yards and 7 tds per game, twice next season. @SpeakEZsports_

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Goff catching strays on his day off smh.

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@CharlieBerens what’s your go to binocular and magnification for birding?

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@SpeakEZsports_ where’d you get that pass pros shop hat, brotha?

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@ChaosChrisPHL @CGJXXIII Yes

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@GameGabDetroit @CGJXXIII Nope. Dude didn’t fit the culture.

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Good riddance. Dude did not fit the culture. Waving goodbye to the 49ers fans BEFORE HALFTIME… Dirty cheap shots. Etc, etc

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C.J Gardner Johnson has signed with the Philadelphia Eagles…

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@KyleBrandt Just watched your segment (as always) on Lions x 49ers. You said that Hutch must be the star of the game for the Lions. You forgot about James Houston AKA Da Problem. Hes been out all season. Last season him and Hutch combined for 17.5 sacks and 1 Mill QB hits.

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@CGJXXIII can not wait to watch you lock down Mike Evans Sunday!