Pabs

I wish I could do skateboard tricks 🛹

[Pabs @TheOnlySchmabs]

Disneyland Dole™ Whips make me forget about the math class I just failed

[Pabs @TheOnlySchmabs]

Planning on legally changing my first name to “uncle” so when my friends have kids they are forced to call me “Uncle Pablo”

[hyper-mal 🐫⚡ @loonaninomenon]

sex is a very intimate and sacred act

your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes real madrid

[Pabs @TheOnlySchmabs]

@_alexshortt Me drunk mistyping formula one to see the race results:

[ᜰ @belikeski]

My intentions are pure fr but still, I need to see them titties

[𓃹 @punkbnny]

you’re ragebaiting me because you want to have sex with me aren’t you

[Justin @KssnHerPanties]

ima black belt at eatin pussy, im like a tongue fu master

[juls @svcline]

today i feel very embarrassed

[Coral @Coral]

Big John's Bosh Around The World 🌎

48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue.

Bosh.

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ragebaiting each other is flirting btw

[bbm. 🇿🇦 @justwellington]

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

my biggest turn on is knowing i turn you on so please tell me in detail what i did to you

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

About to have a Sean Connery summer

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

(Darth Vader right after cutting Luke's hand off) How is Yoda though. Did he mention me

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The earth is unstable.
It's bipolar.

[솦 @carodiariodella]

제가 세상에서 제일 사랑하는 움짤 공유합미다.

[Drew Fallon @drewfallon12]

this is what i’ve been SAYING