The Only Gonzo™

Watcher of the Houston Astros. Master folder of fitted sheets. Professional napper

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Royals: We’re going to extras

Yordan:

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@sonicsmash91 @BradFromHouston @SportsMT TF does that mean? We ain’t rooting for ANY in state team other than ours!

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@BradFromHouston @SportsMT What family, LMAOOO. No one in Houston that isn’t a Spurs fan is rooting for them foh

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Spurs in 5. A dynasty is coming

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@incisivus81 @VicLombardi @AlexRoig_NBA LMAOOO

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0-14. Trending to 0-27 real quick

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@SanAntonioTim @HomoAstrosfan Baseball fans love overreact to players they love. They don’t remember Luhnow had a few misses in the first round, ESPECIALLY the top (Appel, Aiken, Whitley to name a few). No GM is perfect. I’m not in favor of Dana either. He’s only albe to work with what Crane gives him

[TravisT @LeftyTravis]

In light of recent events, Jim Crane will be adding a new wing to Daikin Park. Let me introduce you to Crane Memorial Hospital 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥

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@JON_GUERRA9 Crane would stop the number of years in a heartbeat

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@RogueHouSports I can't understand why these people don't want children to eat. I have no problem with my money helping meal programs

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They gave me my account back!🙌

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@dkdeberry Smh. Need to be better

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@Ajilyyy @MLB @astros Please have them. We want to win!

[Seth Payne @SethCPayne]

How much better is the #Astros pitch selection this year? Cam Smith walked after striking out. That's elite.

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@mike_daddino That’s what I said LMAOOO

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Favorite video yet is Dan Hurley's mom after The Shot:

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"

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Welp. That’s probably game. Can’t make shots. Illinois doing what they want

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@fuff_b @J_Liberty1776 @tannerbutte @barryg1958 @gman5180 You’re probably thinking of étouffée

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LMAOOO. Imagine eating Tex Mex in DFW and flexing that it ain’t good 😂

[♡ @steeelerheart]

@MrNoFollowers2 Noo I had family in DFW area and it was hyped up so much and I was so disappointed every time lol

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@Oroku_1 @ThomasSowell You know this quote can be said for both parties. Neither is for the people.