Lindsey Kaufman

Brooklyn-based writer, advertising copy chick, and professional voice-over talent. Peruse my musings in The WashPo, LA Times and more.

[Lindsey Kaufman @TheOpinionStore]

@nyc311 Thanks- I never got a number, was referred to a special sign handle last time but got no response

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I’ve written to @nyc311 about this partially obscured sign on third Street and Smith and Brooklyn several times and it’s never been resolved.

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Hey @nytdavidbrooks, great minds think alike, especially where the #openoffice is concerned! My piece in 2014 went viral, showing this topic touches many a nerve. https://t.co/G1GustGS51 Thanks for keeping the convo going @nytopinion

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Hey @Delta when you suddenly change planes right before a flight and I get re-assigned a middle seat for a 5+ hour x-country trip, shouldn’t there be some sort of comp for that?

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@nyc311 Thank you!!

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Hey @nyc311 this parking sign is bent and it obstructs the viewability of the walking sign on third Street and Smith Street corner

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@31 @NYCParks st Mary’s park fountains going off!!!!

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Hey New Yorkers! In case you don’t know how important it is to wear a mask, we made this little video to show you. Don’t be like baby JP. Put that beautiful covering on your face so we can all stay #NewYorkTough
@NYGovCuomo

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.@_murmrr we have tix to @joshritter this Saturday— is the show still on?

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Hey @JennaBushHager, loved 🥰your gold chain link necklace on the show today—can you tell me who makes it?!

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Hey @maisonyaki I get that you’re busy and popular and have a 2.5 hour wait. But your hostess could be a LOT nicer when telling us about said wait.

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. @BABYZENstroller hi I’m having an issue with my Yoyo stroller, how can I contact you?

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. @BergenHillNY come back to BK!! Your space is ready and waiting for you!!!

[Nozbe @nozbe]

This.
Open space is the worst kind of office. If you really need one, find one with rooms.
Or go further and choose #NoOffice, like us and many other companies.

“Google got it wrong. The open-office trend is destroying the workplace” by @theOpinionStore
https://t.co/C1r4mNPuha

[Lindsey Kaufman @TheOpinionStore]

@nyc311 hydrant still running at Hoyt bw 2nd and 3rd. Been 4 days

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@nyc311 hydrant open pouring out water since yesterday on Hoyt between 2nd and 3rd street BK.

[SmellHell @Smell_Hell]

@RoccoMedia @TheOpinionStore Yes walking down any high street is like being blasted by a 'symphony' of toxic fragrance - does anyone know when to stop marinating themselves in it? It's the combo of deodorants, laundry liquid, cosmetics, perfume, body spray, hair gel, aftershave, cleaning products #smellhell

[Elsa Maria Lorenzo @ElsaMariaNYC]

@StanGornicz @TheOpinionStore Yes! Perfume is finally getting the news it deserves. Scents have gotten into everything... even my "unscented" trash bags. I can't imagine that constant exposure isn't harmful.