El Optimeños

We're as talented as we are handsome. Thank god our music is plagiarised.

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@KHRYSIS I’m right with you G. Unless they’re crazy long.

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@JoelDTD Dude I’ve been hankering hard recently. Gotta get back over there.

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@JoelDTD Sounds like something a legend would do. On-brand I guess. 🤷‍♂️

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

Rappers want to act that thuggery. If If I Canterbury you, still wrap you up in a rug, B.

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@JoelDTD It’s no kendo.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You sound insecure. As you should be.

Your attempt to seize bodily autonomy from millions of women & LGBT+ people is a stain on our country.

I don’t care how long you “worked” to seize control of people’s bodies. That right belongs to individuals, not you.

We will not comply.

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

“But monkeys peel bananas from the bottom and have done for [fart noise] years!” Perfect argument. Perhaps when you’ve eaten your starchy unripe banana and clumsily discarded its peel you can blast diarrhoea into your cupped hands and throw it at people to further your education.

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

I’m still trying to figure out who masterminded the whole “peel bananas from the bottom” life-hack hoax. Who has ever had any difficulty peeling or holding a banana before? Oh, you want to open an unripened banana or have an impractically small handle to hold it by? Pardon me. 🙄

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@_lalaphoto Easy. Chocolate Cake. Apparently it was inspired by a present left in Neil Finn’s bed some time ago. 💩

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@CookSuck Thirsty Merc, no question.

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@_lalaphoto I didn’t get the DM?

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@JoelDTD This whole Marvel/DC renaissance is the worst thing to happen to cinema since Pixar. 🤮

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@JoelDTD Probably depends largely on the motivation (ie. Whether just to recoup payment owed or if he’s trying to hold onto any IP). In the former case it will be a cost equation (ie. Outlay for legal representation v amount in owing), in the latter may require an IP lawyer. Check DMs. 👊🏼

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

.@kylemooney was the most shocking SNL departure for me. I’d say the 2nd biggest loss from current roster (Aidy, Kyle, Kate and Pete - in that order)… Wish him (and all of them) the best and thank you all for your contribution to one of the world’s foremost comedy institutions.

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

As an SNL nerd I want to go on record to say that, in my own opinion of course, the biggest loss (based on current comedic value) from the conclusion of Season 47 was @aidybryant 👏🏼🙌🏼💐… Kate McKinnon was a stalwart and made a bigger impact but sort of checked out 2 seasons ago.

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@JoelDTD I’m saying this as someone who doesn’t have easy access to Xanax too… so go with what you know / works for you (?) 🤷🏼‍♂️

[El Optimeños @TheOptimen]

@JoelDTD In a general sense; what one of the other guys said (and depends of course on local departure and arrival time / if there’s layovers involved), but yeah 5-10 mg of Diazepam (depending on your tolerance and time transition) + melatonin (esp. if 5mg Diazepam).

[Alchemist Type Beat @Alchemist]

Prodigy’s music is finally back on all platforms. Stream the HNIC album today. Stream Albert Einstein album today. Refresh your memory of how amazing & trend setting P was. Or discover it for the first time. We miss you P! I promise the legacy wont be forgotten!! 🙏🏽