The Orange Hatter

(He/Him) JD Candidate 2023, also I did Youtube once. Opinions are my own. Married to @LegallyVee. My wife's a big deal on Law Twitter

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The 2024 CPLED Capstone Experience.

[Veronica Sawyer @LegallyVee]

Hey @ShopprsDrugMart is there a reason I was aggressively followed while shopping with my daughter today? Your security stood cross armed while my kid and I paid for our purchases. Might it have something to do with me being indigenous and wearing this shirt?

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This would be labeled "Schedule A" in my resignation letter.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what would you do? this is insanity

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Hearing a lot of hot takes that Tears of a Kingdom is bad actually, which means the hype-contrarian-20hourRetrospectiveAnalysis cycle is on schedule.

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This is either what the inside of the Traveler looks like, or the Protoss have arrived and are building a Pylon.

[Adam Fletcher @PezRadar]

Probably the coolest thing Vegas has built. Too bad it cost a fortune 🥲

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@JonTronShow The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is [a string of 128 random characters]

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Considering the primary design pillar of Final Fantasy over the last.. 17 years has been completely re-inventing its core design, Final Fantasy XVI is undoubtedly a Final Fantasy game.

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"Matt, why do you dismiss your companions when you're exploring?"

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#PS5Share, #FINALFANTASYXVI Look at this Jon Snow lookin' punk.

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This is basically how I play every game.

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Starfield is a No Man Sky clone. Confirmed.

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Alright now I can start making videos again.

[Veronica Sawyer @LegallyVee]

I will not leave this province. I can’t. This is my home. You all purported to love us. I can’t leave. Please stay and fight

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I need to hurry up and finish #TearsoftheKingdom so I can start wildly speculating about lore for the rest of the year.

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Playing #TearsOfTheKingdom after doing a last run of Breath of the Wild really does evoke the same kind of feeling as the first time I pulled the master sword in Ocarina of Time.

Familiar, yet devastated.

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Thinking about that guy who challenged all the witches on TikTok to hex him so he could prove magic isn’t real and every time he updated saying his life was going fine, witches would get so upset they weren’t able to kill a man with their mind like Professor X

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@MirastyJ This factum is satire.

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I have never been as stressed as I am right now. I am three weeks from an eight year long finish line and I feel like it could crumble at a moments notice.

Ever write a (school) factum and realize you’ve been arguing for the opposing side? That’s how dead to the world I am.

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@MirastyJ I just added [Sarcasm][/Sarcasm] and handed it in. A+ paper.

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Cold calling in law school is so rude. Like how dare you force me to admit that I didn’t do the readings to the other 50 students in the class who also didn’t do the reading.