𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊

Dude, I'm like... a bartender or something...

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@amazingatheist @PaulsEgo @KaiserScoopy Great time at the Big Chief. Love these people.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

This is why you don't fuck with Food and Beverage workers. They will end you.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Justified?

A Taco Bell employee sends an out of control customer to the Intensive Care Unit...

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@ABC

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

We'll call it a draw then...

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Only legends will get this…

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@mask_bastard

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@JoelGHodgson TV's Frank's savings bond, per ep.521, should be maturing soon(2023). What's Frank gonna do with his new wealth?

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@JustinRoiland I'm a chef. Can you commission a Rick and Morty Mortar and Pestle with the Mortar being a Morty head, and the Pestle being a Pickle Rick? Thanks.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

This Buzz Lightyear looks like Jay Leno and Sean Hannity had a butt baby.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BUZZ CUT: The scene has received criticism in the United States as well. https://t.co/HdhHaWN6JU

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@mspennygoodman

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

I'm dead.

[TJ @amazingatheist]

I’m glad to see Trump taking the Dracula threat seriously.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@mspennygoodman German.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@amazingatheist Candy Corn.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@amazingatheist They even got your height wrong...

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@BenPeeCee @DrunkenBenpai @DrunkenPeasants As a fellow Georgian, I have to give it to Marla Maples. I will concede, Melania is also hot as well. They have two different kinds of appeal. Marla has a softness, where Melania has fire. I'd wife either of them... CC @billythefridge

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@RicklynManchez @amazingatheist @TwitterSupport Damn, I did a typo...

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@RicklynManchez @amazingatheist @TwitterSupport Nb4thistwwetisnotavailable

[TJ @amazingatheist]

You’ll see no tweets from me about Breonna Taylor or Louisville. I would rather say nothing than hold back. There is no freedom of speech here.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@PaulsEgo @amazingatheist @Nihilistic_John I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I still hope at the end of this nightmare, we all come out on the other side wiser, and stronger. Fuck 2020.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖑𝖊 @TheOratoracle]

@amazingatheist World War 5.