Hal L.

Check out the name tag, You're in my world now.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

@swanytigers4 I can’t accept that... but I’ll tell you what I can do... I can take extra special care of the presidential debate, for nothing.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

Retweet if you think I should moderate the final presidential debate. I would not mute any microphones. If someone spoke out of line or went over their time limit, they would receive a warm glass of shut the hell up!

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

For those who have not seen Adam Sandler’s new film “Hubie Halloween” on Netflix, check out myself making a cameo in the intro:

https://t.co/uRaD0E1rzS

@shootermcgavin

[Austin Powers @Austin_Powers__]

There’s only one man we can trust to fairly moderate the final Presidential Debate...

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

@shootermcgavin 20 years ago today I had Happy arrested for aggravated assault after throwing me out a window. Still taking care of Grandma

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Have to wish a happy 60th birthday to my good friend Hal this morning. One of the nicest guys out there.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

I suggest voting for @shootermcgavin or I will be extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.

https://t.co/lwRgdVtwVv

[Austin Powers @Austin_Powers__]

Trying to make it to Spring Break like

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

Great catching up with my good friend @shootermcgavin on the green today.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

Anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so...

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

.@AaronRodgers12 @TheOrderlyGuy I got a therapy session scheduled with him tonight at 9 on the 9th green. You should meet us there.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

Okay listen up, everybody. Turn up your volumes. Announcement:

I've got good news. We're extending arts&crafts time by four hours today!

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

.@shootermcgavin Hard to believe it's gonna be 20 years since I first served my world famous warm glass of shut the hell up.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

Nothing like a warm glass of shut the hell up to wash down a turkey.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

Look who's waiting for ISIS in the parking lot

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

Ronda Rousey got put to sleep worse than Grandma Gilmore.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

All kids asking for candy without costumes just pulled landscaping duty.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

.@shootermcgavin the reception was tremendous. Thanks for the invite.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

Talking to Marty on my new iPhone 6s. If he stopped yappin his trap I could tell him the price is $200 per quilt.

[Hal L. @TheOrderlyGuy]

.@White_Goodman_ thanks for the free Globo Gym membership. I owe you some quilts.