Maria Padilla (they/them)

Sorority alumna, aspiring writer, licensed professional, (former) Girl Scout

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

This is not true. He still manages to spy somehow.

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

Absolutely no one:
Elon: I’ve changed the Twitter bird logo to an X
X The Owl: Excuse me bitch, that’s MY name

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

When assuming is incorrect, part 2.

[Stephen @ssgator04]

So this new flame was around when we were together hmmm good timing I guess

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

You assume incorrect.

[Stephen @ssgator04]

Been shock if my ex is given head again since refuse it with me shows the commitment

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

@MysticxLipstick I’m sick of being gaslit

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

If food isn’t relatively messy, is it even good?

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

@LakotaMan1 I’m not offended

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Just remember, I have receipts though 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Stephen @ssgator04]

I don't know what you telling always been honest and true

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

Being inauthentic in public is being two faced lol

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

Well at least they’re not two faced like some Libras out there and spewing out derogatory shit

[Stephen @ssgator04]

Aquarius are usually homos at the end worthiness fuckboys

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

@MysticxLipstick The Aquarius guy who likes me is going thru this shit

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

@Agent_Laurenge Defense lawyers are gonna be rich

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

Full moon energy is already vibing with the car collision exhibits today 😑

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

Got to love Big Pharma. https://t.co/bBkjXkK47o

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

Cancer season is getting to be a bitch lol

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

@nateyagi @GrandCalStan She’s from Miami. Checks out.

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

What a dumb bitch.

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

No one said your alma mater was trash, don’t put words in people’s mouths lol

[Stephen @ssgator04]

https://t.co/XiefSwS01i

Since my school is trash like someone who doesn't know true meaning going to school where we are accepted. Like had better chance at community college or some 2+2 program ?

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

@MysticxLipstick I just want to be undisturbed by others

[Maria Padilla (they/them) @TheOrigHalfPint]

Not sure what triggers me more, The Handmaid’s Tale or this book