Orla McConnon

I make videos about beauty and how I'm failing at adulting | [email protected] | Snap: theorlacle

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Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me.

Drunk in a taxi:.. And that, Mick, is why I'm emotionally unavailable I suppose.

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Has anyone used now tv for the single day pass? I want to get it for my nana to watch a match tomorrow but not sure how easy it is to set up if I’m not there? She wouldn’t have a smart tv

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@katiewheeler__ Oh havent tried that!

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Trying to find a tv show that you will both enjoy is painful. So far Succession was the only one we both loved. Help.

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Any good movie recs on Netflix, Prime or Disney+?

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Is there anywhere in the D15 area that you can buy edible flowers?

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You know I really think we should vote for Ekin-Su and Davide to win because what I would give to see her keep that 50k all to herself #LoveIsland

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ALL THE BEST? Nah get this pig OUT #LoveIsland

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Who knew ‘Dishawasher Safe’ would play such a pivotal role in my adult shopping choices

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Lol there’s Tasha modeling maternity on ASOS #LoveIsland

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@gilleechi No way

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‘That’s my ex’- sorry, have the producers mixed up Gemma Owen with Jemma Lucy? #LoveIsland

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Apart from the PERFECT body 💀 #LoveIsland

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As long as Ekin-Su keeps talking, these girls have nothing to worry about #LoveIsland

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@boojum_dublin @JustEatIE were ordered from you and received the wrong order. Trying to ring the Blanch store and there’s no answer?

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The amount of times I have talked about this show is probably higher than the number of people who remember it

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I'm probably one of about twenty-three people who remember Channel 5 airing a reality TV show set in a prison where the contestants had to escape to win a share of the cash prize, and someone managed to sneak out in the bank of a laundry van.

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Would anyone know where I could buy a Guinness MicroDraught tap or if there was a discount code going? Can only find it in the UK for £750 🫥

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Me watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians: More Kourtney!!!

Me watching The Kardashians: Less Kourtney!!!

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The sudden urge to be in a club dancing to Commander