Carter Smith

Mechanical Engineering Graduate from UTD #cheapie

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@Cheapie13 🤝

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I’m out camping and there is someone playing taps on a bagpipe. At 8:24 pm lmao

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Whoever is playing the Pokémon theme song at this bar is a real one

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Apparently I was sleep texting last night, let me know if I sent you something weird

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Anyone else forget what you were doing every few minutes?

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I can feel this national alert turning me into a zombie, does this mean I don’t need to pay for housing anymore?

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Me trying to hypnotize my friends cat into sitting on my lap and letting me pet them

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I need some ideas of things to 3D print for Peachys (my snake) cage for Christmas! Still decorated for Halloween

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Hopped in my car to get tacos and my phone instantly gave me directions to the gym instead

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RT 🔁 this if you’d rather be eating Cheetos Cheddar Jalapeño than reading this tweet 🌶

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Results are in - officially child free!!

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Why I set 6 alarms and still sleep in is beyond me

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Literally just tried a new ramen place hours ago and I already want to go back

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@callipino ✋

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I wasn’t going to watch HoTD but apparently it’s similar to GoT season 1 and not season 8? Maybe there is still hope, might have to watch

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One week since my vasectomy and I feel fucking fantastic

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@taylorerowland @callipino Can’t dispute this

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@taylorerowland @callipino I just want it on the record that the hair in that picture was my doing

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27 years old and still don’t know what the fuck is up with Starbucks drink sizes

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@taylorerowland Unblocked for a couple of hours, best birthday gift ever ❤️