Gucci Jesus

stalk away

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

Milk truck mami

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

@dnaz21 The sugar intake only fuels him honestly

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

Little know Texas fact: Greg Abbott can actually walk, he just sits in the wheel chair for pity votes every year. He started doing this in middle school when no one would send him a candy-gram and that’s why he’s like that

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

@dnaz21 Exactly!!! It’s more money to put towards sending himself Valentine’s candy-grams

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

Anytime I see the word Gypsy, all I think of is Gypsy Rose and the way her mouth gargles

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Getting carded by a smoking hot bartender at Gypsy's in DeBary, Fla. "I only want a club soda!"

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

@showedmecolors Tara you are in debt

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

@jimmyy_96 Truly the best

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

This British girl regularly asks me if I’ve ever been to Alamo Drafthouse and I have to remind her that I went to THE Alamo every year growing up

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

@jimmyy_96 Yes while riding a horse

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

@LexisDeanna Wait I didn’t know this was an option for me to do on the beach

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[Chris @citehchris]

wow you’re so good at scrolling and clicking your phone look at you go! so proud of you

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

My retirement plan is to move to Branson and work at Silver Dollar City as a lye soap maker, just stirring a cauldron in old times clothes

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

Anne Hathaway is a Mormon

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

I love my mentally ill friends

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

Sometimes I wish I was in a fandom

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

Do you think I would get banned on threads if I talked this way

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

Leave me and my chicken game on my iPad alone

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

Do you think in the 1920s they also threw throw back parties like 1890’s themed party

[Gucci Jesus @taylorerowland]

George Washington was a bottom