Drake Mitchell

31. Family and Dallas sports. some gaming on the side.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

How the NBA did the Clippers

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

The single greatest skill you can develop is the ability to stay in a great mood in the absence of things to be in a great mood about.

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

fun fact: fuck you

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[Ghost Host @TheGhostHost]

🍕

[Franklin Harris 🌐 @FranklinH3000]

LOL

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Not looking to good for the Celtics right now

[blue @bluewmist]

My spouse saying to the four year old about his brother, "He is telling you about it because he's excited, not because he thinks you don't know." And that, my friends, is also a lesson I need to hear.

[𝒦𝓎𝑜𝓂𝒾 🌸 @pyttkykomi]

i use “fuck” so casually i forget some people find it aggressive and offensive lol oops

[av glock🧩 @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Snehal 🍁 @Snehalsays_03]

So damn true 😭😭

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas