David

the uncommon man

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@KerryHolmekb Draft dodger

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@ma1ybe You bigot, make up your mind, can men get pregnant or not?

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@Suzierizzo1 I guess it’s because she knows what “Temporary” means.

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@maziehirono To put it plainly, your face looks exactly like your ass.

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@FFT1776 Trash will be trash

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@Hania16836 There’s the cause of 90% of the country’s most pressing problems all in one picture.

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@EmmaScott That’s just factually inaccurate.

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@JBPritzker For democrats only.

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@ronsterd89 You’re an idiot.

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@elonmusk please tell Donald Trump that copper sulphate crystals kill agae and have lasting effect.

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@PattyMurray You have terminal RBF

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@PramilaJayapal And you look like a Mr potato head someone left out in a hot car on an August day in phoenix.

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@JBPritzker Is that diet making you cranky, you fat fuck?

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@simonateba @elonmusk No, not really. I don’t covet my neighbor’s wife either.

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@RepTedLieu

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@foodie717 @katieporterca He’s running for mayor of LA simp.

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@katieporterca

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@BernieSanders @grahamformaine Fuck you and that fucking commie Platner. You can both fuck right off.

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@RepCasar Is that ridiculous hair real?

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@TheTNHoller You mean that FBI paid criminal informant breaking the windows? Agreed!