The Pace Wagon

Tweets when binned. premiership bashers, minge smashers. Carling drinkers, virgin kickers. Will die for the firm. #WengerOut #SophisticatedYetApproachable

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Your Girl: "You see that lot there? That's the Pace Wagon. They're the unbeaten team I was telling you about"
You:

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With a massive summer overhaul inbound, the P/W will be looking to bring in fresh and EXTREMELY HUNGRY talent starving for goals.

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We’re happy to announce the return to first-team action for our captain, leader and most importantly, legend, Harry Stubley! #Hulk

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#STUBBACK

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Don’t go to sleep. pw

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https://t.co/65kd5dm5aE When girls ask about the P/W's pullout game...

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9-4 win at the weekend. Goals from Rickett (6), Haddadi, (2), Parsons (1). Ral with a 2nd half clean sheet #CartyWho?

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Rumours that Norfolk FA have selected le Wagòn to take part in the Amateur Nationals 5aside game. 3 wins is all we need to get the chance to play at Wembley as pre match entertainment for the FA Cup Final. COYB. #VivaLeWag #HalaWagòn #YaWagonYa

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7-5 win. Shocker of a last 5 minutes but the Wagòn keeps rolling on. The unbeaten streak continues as we extend our lead at the top of the Premiership. Scorers: Rickett (3) Onyema (1) Sol (1) Radia (1) Parsons (1).

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@GeorgeOakman

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3pm KO tomorrow. Tony Adams always played pissed. Proper player, proper bod. Wagon players do the same, it’s more than just a culture. Genesis won’t know what’s hit them when Carlsbeg and orange vk mixed chunder lands on their new £240 mercurial vapours daddy bought for them.

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Just waiting on Uea Futsal to announce their signing of Freddie Carty with him playing a fucking piano whilst taking in the Haydn Morris sports hall in the crispy winter air. 🐍 Not to worry Wagon fans as a replacement has been lined up with NUA 1’s GK at 4/7 on Sky Bet to sign.

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@Sam_Ballard97 Where’s my coat?

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6-3 FT. Another 3 points for the Wagòn. Onyema (2), Parsons (1), Penickett (3). Debut for pretty boy Sam Marrow and a MOTM performance from Neil Ragia (“more like Ragalot...and hard”). Scrappy once again but the job got done. Ballard is still a mug in general. As you were. PW

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TEAM NEWS for our first game of 2018.
Out:
Morrissey (Hand)
Wren (Illness)
Oakman (Knee)
AMS (Knee)

Onyema (Girlfriend) has a 75% chance of playing.

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Today is the day your Wagon returns🙌🏼 https://t.co/S53gSOZExt

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It's nearly that time again... #WagBack

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When you see Freddie's barnet

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Conceded. Not pointing fingers but...

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#GloryGloryWagon #OneYearOfWagon https://t.co/UKDmctRZpN

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Is happened!!! The boys have only gone and done it!!!! (Ft. JR9 as Ashley Cole) #COTW

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And went out and won the title on Pitch 3, Norwich Sportspark." -Extract from S.Ballard's book 'Captain, Leader, Sporadic 1st team player'.