Lag!

He/They/It | 20 | No Minors, 18+ | Plastic Fucker, HypnoBro, Gooner

[Lag! @ThePaddedLag]

@roundenjoyer humina humina humina awoooga

[Tumby! 🐄 @Sloshyism]

Thanks so much for 1k! I wanted to try a little something to celebrate, so how about you guys help decide how much we’ll be feeding each other?

1 like = 100 cals for me
1 rt = 100 cals for bf
1 comment = 100 cals for both of us

That’s 200 cals each for all 3.. 😏

[roy @roy960983159342]

wtfff bros I already came but my plastic pussy keep bouncing on me nnggg my friends didn’t tell me about this part broskis😵‍💫 someone call for help😵‍💫😵‍💫 i don’t think I can cum—OH FUUUAWKKK 😵‍💫😵‍💫 another fuckinnn load NNGGHH IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET PLASTIC PREGNANT

[Lag! @ThePaddedLag]

@fardpubbyboi A lot of bots got purged recently - it’s not you it’s impacted quite a lot of artists recently esp in kink spaces, outreach has been messy since :/

[Lag! @ThePaddedLag]

@goon_bully hnnnnng blinds shut screens bright porn on 😵‍💫

[Lag! @ThePaddedLag]

@bloblordet Why would you need to remember? Let all those yummy calories clog up your brain and just focus on getting that fast food down, okay big guy?

[⋆｡°✩ mouun ⋆˚꩜｡ @faggortmcpoo]

fanks for 1k!!! :DDD
celebratory cap + intox post

5 likes = 1 hit
5 reposts = 1 blinker

i wanna get fucked >w<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Bingebate Enforcer @bigkingxl2]

congrats. you've spent an entire weekend having screensex and porning your peen into permanent addiction. don't sleep. just keep pumping.

[The Bingebate Enforcer @bigkingxl2]

fry your brain friday! get mind fucked while you fuck your fat fist

[Dreddy @DreddyDoes]

https://t.co/AEguYiEUVZ

[acapitalistpig @acapiggy]

In the future we’ll still call it “the gym”…

it’ll just look at bit different…

[🧩 @FAP4FAT]

hi hello hi I like fat guys and fatter guys and fat guys getting fatter

[🧩 @FAP4FAT]

suffocate me big hairy belly suffocate me

[LearnToGain @learntogetfat]

WHY SKIPPING THE GYM IS SO FUCKING HOT BRO 🔥

1/ 🎙️ Welcome to Slopstream Engine
Your brain just dry-scooped a pre workout & suplexed itself thru a meme ceiling
2/ 💊 Sponsored by Omega Brain Sweat Tablets
Side effect: spontaneous personality flexing
3/ 🏋️‍♂️ Skipping the gym ≠ weak
It’s a deadlift for your soul ✨
4/ 📈 1 missed workout = 400 hrs of invisible hypertrophy
(Dr. Thundershred confirmed)
5/ 🔥 Calories mutate into charisma
🪞 Mirrors flex for YOU
🏃 Thinking about cardio = infinite cardio
⚡ Zeus skipped leg day → lightning thighs
6/ 🤯 Stronger by weaker, weaker by stronger
That paradox gives you brain abs
7/ 📚 Prof. Max Bench Press 3000:
“Abs are just brain veins.”
8/ 💦 Skipping reps activates thirst-trap neurotransmitters harder than flexing quads in a nightclub
9/ ⚡ Legends never trained:
Hercules ghosted CrossFit
Achilles skipped cardio
Socrates forehead-flexed democracy into existence
10/ 🧑‍💻 You’re not skipping gym
You’re uploading masculinity directly into the algorithm
11/ ✅ Sexy
✅ Confusing
✅ Chaotic
= hypertrophy for the soul
12/ 🥤 Drink the slop.
Plug your brain.
Scroll for sloppy seconds.
https://t.co/gCldPajqaJ

[Cecé 🥟 @ceceyawns]

Praise your dog bf 🐶✨