Michael Four-9 Knapp

The best WR never to play Div. I Football!

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@BricksCenter He traded the locksmith.

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@BrianBeckner Can you imagine that bitch’s notification alert total?!!!

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@KyleBrandt

[Randy Frenchman @BrianBeckner]

Depends.

https://t.co/W2tZ6Nt8El

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@BrianBeckner @ezeddaly @ben9o6 @SuperLee5
…and Thom Brennaman is a clinch to catch a Hot Mic!

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@SarahKSilverman It hit me. Not finally, or anything…it’s not like I had been pondering or searching unsuccessfully.
But suddenly nonetheless:

Snoopy.

You’re Snoopy.
Female, obviously (fine AF, I’d add)
but Snoopy’s spirit for sure.
Snoopy.

You’re Snoppy.

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 …and cancer.

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@espn Yes, but it was on someone wearing pink shoes.

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@catsandcoffee84 @HistoryBoomer Every one of those cakes sound amazing!

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@RetroNewsNow Woah.

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@katienolan

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@billburr I bet you this 11-pt Timberwolves halftime lead that ballooned to 26 by midway through the 3rd is a tight contest with 90 seconds to go in the game!

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@RetroNewsNow Giggidy!

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@ClutchPoints He’ll be fired by Christmas’27!

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@RogueBumbleBee Bad tattoo!

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@LegionHoops @ESPNNBA Sounds hot.

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@RogueBumbleBee Theme?

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@BrianBeckner @ezeddaly My condolences to your timeline.

[David Vassegh @THEREAL_DV]

BREAKING:

Shohei Ohtani isn’t in #Dodgers Lineup tonight because he is with his wife for the birth of their first child.

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@catsandcoffee84

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

the cat face 😬😧😲🥴🙄

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@deandelray Congratulations!

[Michael Four-9 Knapp @ThePaperTexan]

@DrunkRepub Short time.

Dummy.