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There’s a witch in the building

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@Sirensuffering Idiot girl fans who wanted them to sing She Loves You forever and never change 🫠

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

Your steam engine is British.
Your Industrial Revolution is British.
Your railway is British.
Your underground railway is British.
Your modern railway timetable is British.
Your suspension bridge is British.
Your iron bridge is British.
Your modern lighthouse is British.
Your marine chronometer is British.
Your global time standard is British.
Your time zone starts at Greenwich.
Your telephone is Scottish.
Your television is Scottish.
Your radar is British.
Your jet engine is British.
Your tank is British.
Your programmable computer is British.
Your World Wide Web is British.
Your fibre-optic communications were pioneered by a Briton.
Your modern telecommunications network was transformed by British inventors.
Your antibiotics are Scottish.
Your vaccination programme was pioneered by an Englishman.
Your modern nursing profession is British.
Your public sanitation system is British.
Your modern sewerage system is British.
Your clean drinking water infrastructure was pioneered by Victorian Britain.
Your weather forecast is British.
Your life boat service is British.
Your modern fire service was pioneered in Britain.
Your parliamentary democracy is British.
Your constitutional monarchy is British.
Your common law is British.
Your independent judiciary is British.
Your trial by jury is British.
Your presumption of innocence is British.
Your habeas corpus is British.
Your rule of law is British.
Your modern police force is British.
Your modern civil service is British.
Your modern banking system was shaped in Britain.
Your central banking model was shaped by the Bank of England.
Your stock exchange model was pioneered in London.
Your global insurance market was built at Lloyd's of London.
Your international maritime law was shaped by Britain.
Your global trade routes were mapped by Britain.
Your anti-slavery patrols were British.
Your modern university model was influenced by Oxford and Cambridge.
Your scientific societies were pioneered by Britain.
Your peer-reviewed science was advanced by British institutions.
Your laws of motion are English.
Your theory of evolution is English.
Your economics is Scottish.
Your electromagnetism was transformed by a Scot.
Your geology was pioneered by Scots.
Your thermodynamics was advanced by Britons.
Your stainless steel is British.
Your carbon fibre is British.
Your steam turbine is British.
Your hovercraft is British.
Your ATM is British.
Your cash machine is Scottish.
Your postage stamp is British.
Your modern postal system is British.
Your football is English.
Your rugby is British.
Your golf is Scottish.
Your tennis was codified in Britain.
Your badminton was codified in Britain.
Your cricket is English.
Your worldwide language is English.
Your newspapers were shaped by Britain.
Your global news agencies were pioneered by Britain.
Your public broadcasting model is British.
Your music charts are British.
Your modern popular music owes a great deal to Britain.
Your neighbour may be an immigrant.
But a fair chunk of the modern world is British.
Pull yourself together.

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@Ryanair No one is buying your ‘voice’

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@Ryanair Depends if the sit next to their children. Please reply with a witty, wry, ‘brand authentic’ quip

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@XOQueenEsther I die of cringe watching this.

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@thepattieboyd I first read that as ‘Boyd: Starmer has no plan for Britain’ 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@HJB_News__ Why do they cover little girls from head to foot?

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@ceofjohnlennon @johnlennon A sad excuse from an errant father who raced back home once his son became rich and famous. Typical story as old as time.

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Did Meghan Markle and Prince Harry really say they were “one plane crash away from the throne?”

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@KTHopkins @snoozlessnow This reminds me of getting a prize at school for hand painting

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@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley Does she not realise that there’s an entire ‘Bullying dossier’ about her?

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All those crowd barriers for Meghan Markle’s big speech - and nobody turned up 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@TheRedmenTV More Lee Evans than Robbo

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@TheProjectUnity Everything about her is genuine x

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@MeghansMole @KristineGi82509 Jam and….. carrots?? 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@XOQueenEsther Yikes .. what’s with the double-handed body stroking? 👀

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@DailyMail This is the sort of diversionary tactics that I use on my children.

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@khnh80044 Appropriated the moonwalk

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@BearGrylls Er… Jesus would be proud?

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@chrisramsay52 Really? For the love of Christ…