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Like for the country house
Repost for the mountain house

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When someone complains about cheap beer

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Spending money on alcohol vs paying payments that're due

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When you're drunk af and someone gives you a ride home

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you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about#

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What're your plans for the night?

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when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drink and u have to tough it up because momma didn’t raise a quitter

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Friend: "I don't feel like drinking today"

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when ur drunk as hell & finally see what you've looked like all night

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When he asks "what that mouth do"

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Me when I'm sober vs me when im drunk

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when you leave the house for a party vs when you get home at the end of the night

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When the party is over and you realize how much you have to clean before your parents get back from out of town

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Them: "Did you do anything fun this summer?"
Me:

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Can't decide if I need a hug, cup of coffee, 6 shots of tequila or two weeks of sleep

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When ur in a room with a bunch of people and u txt ur friend something on the DL and they say "why'd u text me?"

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#sendhimbootypicsfornoreason2016

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If I had a dollar for every time someone saw me drunk

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But really though....

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Raise your hand if you've been victimized by tequila