Pasha

Nerd, Therapist, Geek, Cat Dad, Dork, Personal Trainer, Dummy, Writer, Nut, Traveler, Dweeb, Film Buff, Fool, Martial Artist, Weirdo

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to Lauren Betts and the sensational seniors at @UCLAWBB for winning their first NCAA Championship!

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

The government is intimidated by this ex-president of his high school's D&D club and current president of his YMCA's D&D club.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

The Department of Homeland Security thinks this 29-year-old named Chandler is "the leader of Antifa" (seriously)
https://t.co/diDzEsyZP1

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

@lisabeej @themightybruins From her throat?

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

@themightybruins Petty trash talker. So glad we got rid of her.

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

@themightybruins She's being really selfish, wanting to make the plays on her own.

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

@randompers30733 So... death is the alternative? Go to therapy, man. It'll do wonders.

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

This is a race between a human being and two villains from a straight to DVD Stephen Segall movie. #zohranfornyc

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

@andyy_r0o @randompers30733 I'm anti-capitalist so no businesses here.

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

@randompers30733 As long as you stay there, incel.

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

If you say, "Let's go," more than once per episode, automatic penalty nomination. #BigBrother27 #StopSayingLetsGo

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

@s_m_marandi

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

A fruit roll up looking me up and down as I reach for a banana instead. #metgala

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

7 year old me with a blanket around my neck pretending I'm Batman. #metgala

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

Off to my Teams call from home with a professional top and boxers. #metgala

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

My empty bowl of chips waiting for me to refill it. #metgala

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

A fresh stack of Oreos waiting for me to destroy them. #metgala

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

A fruit roll up looking me up and down as I reach for a banana instead. #metgala

[Pasha @ThePashaB]

My White Claw inside a beer koozie. #metgala