Every car I see is completely dusted off from snow and mine is looking like that girl you used to date that just came out of the bathroom after doing coke all covered in white stuff but pretending she’s clean and you are a jerk for looking #snowstorm#cocainetwt
Watching couples argue over which snacks to get while watching men they don’t know push each other for trophies at the grocery store made my Sunday Super already #SuperBowl#yourrelationshipsucks#snacks
New ep w/ @PatOates, @OnceOverCayley, and @CardiffElect featuring Danny Polishchuck's crypto scam, Scorch's f-ed up facts, Opie going hard at Jim Norton, StutJo's latest Cameos, Paco's announcement, and more.
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