the elusive matteuse

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

pride month almost here and i haven’t had a chance to detox my liver first

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[mia ᢉ𐭩 @shortngiggly]

…when will u wear wigs?

[the elusive matteuse @ThePayneMan]

mango with tajin

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

drag queens when the final beat of the song hits

[Chris Murphy @christress]

she said i may have lost Glinda but i am NOT losing Joni

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Armie Hammer reveals he tried hooking up with a man because 'women are the worst':

“I tried hooking up with a dude one time. It was hilarious... Because I was like, you know what? Like, women are the worst. Gay dudes seem to have it so easy. Like, so easy. I'm at a restaurant, my phone blows up, and it's, like, Grindr, and someone else is like, 'I'm at the same restaurant. Do you want a blowjob in the bathroom?' And you're like, 'Hey, guys. I'll be back in five minutes.’ Okay, this could work. This could work. Yeah. Let’s try this.' I remember I started making out with him, and I just remember being like, God! Beards! Oh I get why women like it when you shave! Like, this thing is f*cking rough. Like, how do I get in there? I put my arms around him and I was like, ‘Oh my God! And these shoulders are so wide! He’s so big! He’s almost my height. Like, this is so strange.' It did physically for me absolutely nothing. Nothing, like, not even a twitch. He reached for my d**k and I responded, ‘You’re not going to touch my flaccid penis. Like, this is not going to happen.’”

[jawsawn @Jawsawn]

noone:
addison rae tonight:

[the elusive matteuse @ThePayneMan]

ITS EXPENSIVE AF

[Live Nation @LiveNation]

Here’s everything you need to know for Beyoncé’s COWBOY CARTER TOUR.

[FKA twigs @FKAtwigs]

dear eusexua,
thank you for bringing me back to life. thank you for insisting that there is a collective demand for work that requires attention span, pure ideas, craft, pushing beyond oneself, beauty, and that raw non linear growth still has a place in this world. thank you for reminding me that i have what it’s takes and that people in this world see me and believe in the importance of subculture and community just as much as i suspected. thank you for proving that art is not something that can just be declared but is something that is chiseled, deliberated over, cared for and perfected over time. thank you eusexua for delivering me, for delivering my collaborators and for lighting the way to my north star.

thank you to all of you who energetically willed me to create eusexua. i made this for you and will always be so grateful to those who have just wanted me to be me.

eusexua is a practice
eusexua is a state of being
eusexua is the pinnacle of human experience

and now eusexua is yours

love twigs x

https://t.co/Q1YRmhznTI

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this video is my cocomelon

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FRODO: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

GANDALF:

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Leaving a movie with a hole in your heart from an experience you've never had is the mark of a perfect film...

[AGD. @TheLexGabrielle]

Blue got a movie in theaters and still made time for her client’s halftime show!!! Benevolent and gracious, she is!!

[zander @zander2187]

new angle of the Mona Lisa being painted

[hann @UppleystEngill]

i’m ready for drums of death

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

When I close my eyes and go to bed, whether I want to admit it or not, I am erasing Cynthia Erivo