Alex Pelkin

Faster faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

Car enthusiast. BMX rider.

Current car: Infiiti G37xs (stock for now)

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It's 2017, if you don't know how to handle a roundabout, you aren't allowed to drive anymore #dontstop #KeepGoing #moveyourass

[Alex Pelkin @ThePelky]

12 days in and I'm already going to say that 2017 is the year I gave up on humanity. #disgusted #selfishpricks #rip #quietwitnessesarebad

[Alex Pelkin @ThePelky]

Joy of owning a puppy story #142: Laundry at odd hours of the night because the puppy peed on the bed. #tiredtomorrow #atleastshescute

[Alex Pelkin @ThePelky]

Carpe the diem! Sieze the carp! #outcold #CarpeDiem #GrabThatCarp

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All the differences out there, we forget one major thing: We are all humans. Now can we start fucking acting like it? #disappointed #GrowUp

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Finally have an election that highlights how broken the 2 party system is, and the 3rd party option is just as much of a joke. #givingup

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I wonder what it's like to vote for someone you actually believe in... #thesystemisbroken #bothoptionssuck #douchevsturdsandwhich

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Debate drinking game: take a shot any time either candidate says something stupid. I was drunk the moment they walked on stage #botharebad

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How can people look at this political season and endorse either camp? This is no election, this is an embarrassment for the entire country

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If I had $1 for every time I've had issues with Comcast internet, I'd be filthy rich #AgainReally #ComeOnComcast #SickOfThisShit

[Alex Pelkin @ThePelky]

Well, @RiotFest it's been 3 days of chaos and great music. See you again next year! #riotfestdenver

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Day 1 of @RiotFest Denver tomorrow. Been waiting a whole year for this weekend! #riotfest #riotden #LaborDayWeekend

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I have a dream, that one day, I will actually get the internet speeds I pay for #comeoncomcast #firstworldproblems

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Black lives matter. Blue lives matter. How about all lives matter? Where the fuck is that reality? #everyonestopbeingshittyhumans

[Alex Pelkin @ThePelky]

Alex: "Ill just put on a light layer of sunscreen, maybe I'll get some color"
Nature: "Hope you like red you dumb motherfucker!" #sunburn

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No regrets, that's my motto. That and everybody wang chung tonight. #LifeAdvice #KCCO

[Alex Pelkin @ThePelky]

@KTCLchannel933 That's the one! Thank you!

[Alex Pelkin @ThePelky]

@KTCLchannel933 Who sang that song "Rivers" about an hour ago!?

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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it #kcco #wordstoliveby

[Alex Pelkin @ThePelky]

Middle names should be more like fighter pilot callsigns, like Maverick, instead of just a third name you only hear when you're in trouble.