The Pencil Sharpener

I sharpen pencils.

[The Pencil Sharpener @ThePencilSharps]

The issue with Wes Anderson is that he made The Grand Budapest Hotel too early in his career and it’s impossible to top it. It’s a perfect film.

[𝐒 𝐄 Ɐ 𝐍 @dekarabias]

i don't have much to add to any sort of Wes Anderson discourse except that no tiktok has ever been as successively funny as this scene from Grand Budapest Hotel

[The Pencil Sharpener @ThePencilSharps]

Genuinely how can anyone think The Odyssey is better than Oppenheimer?

[michi³⁰ᴵ⁰⁷ @gofckapineapple]

This scene in Oppenheimer man, jeez.

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@MKaiser117 @arafat_atreides I agree and disagree with Ehrlich on many films, but one thing is for sure: the dude can write.

His Wicked P1 review is one for the ages. Even though I actually liked p1 (p2 was god awful), that review of his sticks with me.

He loves movies, and I love his love for them.

[The Pencil Sharpener @ThePencilSharps]

Genuinely who the fuck cares. Trump fucked children

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

Audio recordings that former President Joe Biden fought for years to keep private have now been released. The roughly 70 hours of audio recordings, shared with CBS News, were cited in a 2024 special counsel's report, which said Biden kept volumes of notes at his home that included classified information. https://t.co/ysK94CmMuQ

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@kenfrank3rd @BurrowBeliever I can get that but imagine how hard Interstellar would hit on release with the state of the US right now.

EEAAO won, so stranger things have happened

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Genuinely the biggest issue I have with this one. This editing style worked for Oppenheimer but not The Odyssey

[Duhlorean @Duhlorean98]

22 cuts in 38 seconds.

There needs to be a serious conversation about Nolan’s choppy editing practices in THE ODYSSEY because this is just nauseating to look at.

A result of the IMAX 3-hour rule perhaps?

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@TheHungerer @Variety No one ever adjust for inflation on box office numbers lol you guys are so sad and pathetic.

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@Lester_WJAZ @capybaroness Well the Wall Street journal sucks so

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These people are so funny

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

I say this with sadness, not anger:

If you bought a ticket for the Odyssey this weekend, you have surrendered the right to complain about Hollywood ruining movies.

Your words & actions are not in alignment. You cannot lead others, because you can’t even follow yourself.

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@SteelMannington @gribblecig2 @TheCinesthetic Cry cry cry bitch lmao

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@SteelMannington @TheCinesthetic Yall are so weird lol make yourself an ai gf cause you’ll never touch a woman in real life

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@SteelMannington @TheCinesthetic You guys. You guys are crying more than literally it’s all you’re doing. You’re losers lol

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@SteelMannington @TheCinesthetic Cry more bitch

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@Rataxion @LegendAjax10 @MightyKeef Retweeting your own post lol what a sad life

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@flycory @Kalshi_Film It’s cause you don’t have friends lol

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@RichNowMedia @cmdgcqx26q @EderMassimo1987 @CinemaTweets1 You’re so stupid

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@BurrowBeliever I don’t think you know what subjectivity and literally mean lol

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@soulzenio It’s going to make a billion dollars lol

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@rbowr17 What if you shut the fuck up and grew the fuck up