The Pentagonal Diagonals

A coveted collection of audio offcuts by producer Casey Dean

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Day 001: posting Chicken & Duck every day until it reaches #1 in Malta.

Malta, send this deeply unnecessary anthem to one mate.

GET FLOCKED

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DAY 026 🇲🇹 Malta's smallest firework. Chicken lit it. It took the bunting. Duck grabbed Chicken. Dog grabbed Duck. Then it opened into a festa parachute. Malta: WHO PLANNED THIS? Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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DAY 025 🇲🇹 Malta's worst doorbell. Chicken rang it. The balcony answered. It took both birds. Dog used the normal door. Malta: WHO LIVES HERE? GET FLOCKED

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DAY 024 🇲🇹 Malta's last pastizz. Chicken pulled left. Duck pulled right. The pastizz took that personally, spun both birds around the café and landed on Dog's plate. Malta: WHO GETS ONE BITE? GET FLOCKED

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DAY 023 🇲🇹 Malta's worst boat trip. Chicken kept steering. Duck kept rowing. The sky was next. The boat did a loop. Dog's tea did not. Malta: WHO DROVE? GET FLOCKED

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DAY 022 🇲🇹 Malta's sea went missing. Duck found it behind Chicken. Dog continued the bulletin. Malta: SHOULD WE PUT IT BACK? GET FLOCKED

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DAY 021 🇲🇹 Malta's cardboard disco. Two birds. One dog. Zero knees. The floor joined in. The music stopped. Their shadows did not. Malta: NAME THIS MOVE. Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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DAY 020 🇲🇹 Malta's worst pastizz delivery. Chicken found the only pothole. Duck caught the order. Dog hit the bell. The bell delivered forty more. Malta: WHO ATE THE EVIDENCE — CHICKEN, DUCK or DOG? Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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DAY 019 🇲🇹 Malta's bus forgot roads. It folded around Chicken. Duck gave it legs. Dog pulled the stop cord and launched everyone into the sea. Malta: WHO WAS DRIVING — CHICKEN, DUCK or DOG?

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DAY 018: Malta's worst court case. Duck wrapped Chicken in the defence. The evidence hatched. Dog flipped the entire courtroom. Malta: WHO WAS GUILTY — CHICKEN, DUCK or THE PASTIZZ? Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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DAY 017: Malta's worst talent show. Chicken laid a pastizz. Duck weaponised an accordion. Dog pulled out the entire boat. Malta: WHO WON — CHICKEN, DUCK or DOG? Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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DAY 016: The ocean breathed in. Everyone left. It sneezed. Everyone came back. Malta: BREATHE or SNEEZE? Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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DAY 015 🇲🇹 Dog rides Chicken. Chicken rides Dog. Everyone is happy. Malta: who had right of way—DOG or CHICKEN? GET FLOCKED.

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DAY 014 🇲🇹 One boat. One seat. Chicken and Duck both arrived late. Malta: who gets the last seat — CHICKEN or DUCK? Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED.

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DAY 013: This song promised to explain the dog. It lied. Should the dog get a verse? YES or NO? Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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DAY 012: The suitcase fought back. It opened. It packed them. Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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Day 11: They caught a fish. Then it took the rod. The fish caught them. Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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Day 10: They found the wrong door. They opened it. The sea was inside. Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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DAY 9 🇲🇹 Malta deployed the pastizzi. The duck was ready. Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED

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DAY 8: They found Malta's button. They pressed it. Bad decision. Follow for more bad decisions. 🇲🇹

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DAY 7: The ocean has spoken.

It said get in the boat.

Follow the Malta mission. GET FLOCKED