Perfect Blonde

Tweeting the thoughts of a blonde living a perfect life. Follow me for a follow back. Established: 11/23/12 ✌

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

@Blondeproblems7 Aha. Me too. Santa is good.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

I love being a bitch.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

I can do what she can do so much better.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

You can tell Justin Bieber is a good kisser.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

Neck kisses are my weakness!

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

I've missed my Twitter babies!❤

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

Couldn't get Michael Kors if you were fucking Michael Kors.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

I hear that you were trouble but I couldn't resist.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

Comforting other people while on the inside, you're hurting just as bad.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

That moment when you order someone something and then want to keep it after it arrives.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

Spend the night with me and get popular, baby.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

@_DuhHello so true.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

Your slutty stories aren't impressing anyone.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

I'm about to go three types of psychotic on this bitch. ✋

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

Typing a message to break up with someone and getting this before you hit send<<

[Platinum Barbie @xxBarbiexo]

Bwuahahahahaha literalllly.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

My life has just gone downhill since you came around. you're not worth what you put me through.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

The more shit you talk about other people, the more pathetic your life is.

[Perfect Blonde @ThePerfBlonde]

Working out feels amazing.