Andrew Presley

just another gypsy soul on the lost highway we call life

[Andrew Presley @ThePeter1104]

Once you know your worth...that’s when you truly become dangerous!

[Chuck Fleischmann @RepChuck]

Executive Orders signed in first few weeks of presidency:

Trump: 4
Obama: 8
Bush: 2
Clinton: 2

Biden: 17 (and still going)

Can't call yourself bipartisan & unifying when you govern via Executive Order...

[Andrew Presley @ThePeter1104]

@DatOneCuh I’m going on a month with no taste or smell. Absolutely dumb.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is great. I wonder if there are any other charities going on that are helping Americans with the corona pandemic that could use press coverage to help raise more money? 🦗🦗🦗

[. @BALOCKAY__]

I hate you Snapchat memories..

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

I’m dead!😂🤣🤣

[Vee @veerios3]

the things I’d do to be sitting in front of a bucket of beer and an even bigger bucket of crawfish right now gahhh

[Bean @Brian_Spann]

Logan’s leaving and Wilders coming back this week.....

[Andrew Presley @ThePeter1104]

@Brian_Spann Well I cooked the grenados and yelled allah ackbar!

[Andrew Presley @ThePeter1104]

@Brian_Spann Shots fired

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nothing will ever beat this Thanksgiving halftime show https://t.co/pp9LG7o5On

[Clayton Shaw @shawclayton13]

I’ve heard about him and seen a video before but I got to see him in person today. Not bad for 10 years old

[Tyler Werner @punchy4life]

91 lastnight glory to god

[Andrew Presley @ThePeter1104]

@LoganTBarnhart Zinger

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

GROWN. MAN. FOOTBALL.

[Bri Bagwell @BriBagwell]

My first headliner at @bigtexasspring Spring, TX Friday 10/25 (tomorrow) and I’m so so so beyond excited! @clayhollismusic opens the show. Please come!