𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

Withers was outside the window eating his blue ranch buffalo sauce on his deep fried chicken wings.

He had deep fried them in his cauldron.

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

Withers pretended to listen to Hannibal’s plea to spare the life of Jack Crawford, but Withers had let him die.

[𝓐𝒔𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝓐𝖓𝖈𝖚𝖓ί𝖓 @AVampireSpawn]

Astarion is in his villain era.

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

The midgets could go and take that little piece of shit cake with them.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝒌 𝖀𝖗𝖌𝖊 @BhaalistLeader]

“Withers? Is that you?” He asked. He couldn't believe he was here. He could finally ditch Father now.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝒌 𝖀𝖗𝖌𝖊 @BhaalistLeader]

“Were you?” The Dark Urge asked, confused.

Huh, he could've sworn The Wither just got here.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝒌 𝖀𝖗𝖌𝖊 @BhaalistLeader]

The Dark Urge just smiled and said, “No Gortash.”

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

The Withering had his Lego Harry Potter cauldron set up at the Elfsong Tavern.

[𝓚𝖆𝖗𝒍𝖆𝖈𝒉 𝓒𝒍𝖎𝖋𝖋𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖊 @AvernusChampion]

“Dammon, the Farts Man!”
Shouted Karlach with a laugh.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝒌 𝖀𝖗𝖌𝖊 @BhaalistLeader]

“I hate you, Noelie.” The Dark Urge said when Gortash was spotted with his Clive Rosfield haircut and his deleted beard.

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

“To think thou can not even reap souls properly… The duty of a Grim Reaper is to collect souls reliably and punctually, whatever the situation.”

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

“Fuck around and find out.” Said the burnt hotdog midget.

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

Oh wow. He was so insulted. Oh no. The world was ending. His strange self got told he had no respect whatsoever.

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

He spoke on behalf of all the midgets when he said he would not write no list and if people would no take the time to listen to him then he did not want a single thing. Especially not after the burnt hotdog comment.

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

"Humph. That will be enough of that. We will see to the work retrieval without delay, dost thou heareth?" He snapped.

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

"Good grief." He muttered, landing neatly on the ground below. "I see no problem being paired with thou so long as I am able to clock out on time, Lae’zel."

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

He gave an irritated, humph, before looking through his To Die list, crossing Forget em Ronakd off. "Perhaps if thou actually did thy job thou would not find thyself in the predicament of having to work overtime, Astarion."

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

- meant soul at all! What a dumbass.

hasn't tart hasn't.

[𝖂𝖎𝖙𝒉𝖊𝖗𝒔 @ThePitilessOne]

"Now," He said with a fix of his spectacles (a.k.a ape tickles) before he then leaped off the fake roof he built for dramatic effect. "We must reap the next soup to be found on the To Die List. Do I make myself clear?" He huffed about the next soup, he hasn't -