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Providing the latest insider news about what's going on in the Playtime Co. factories! run by @pipissalesman

[Keltic @SinyalaSoldier]

watching Doey have a massive mental breakdown after watching every single person he had left that he loved be blown to smithereens in front of him, but im lowkey unable to take my attention from his 4K fully simulated belly physics with raytracing torso

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@ChichoReloaded @Battlesaw1 // THIS ISNT TRUE IM A PARODY ACCOUNT IM JOKING

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PLEASE READ THIS

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🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 According to an anonymous employee, Leith Pierre based the 'Simon Smoke' character of the Nightmare Critters off of his own secret fursona! He also allegedly created the Nightmare Critters as an excuse to hide Simon, and be able to publicly have merch of Simon.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Rabie Baby has been spreading lies and false rumors about our news channel! Rest assured, our news does NOT suck and is NOT biased and provides only the truth

[rabie baby @g0ssipluvr_]

Yo, @ThePlaytimeNews fucking sucks.

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@FehX333 YEAH YEAH NO THATS FINE I AGREE I JUST DONT LIKE HIS YUMESHIPPERS😭

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//OOC: didn't think i needed to say this, but the DNI i have on my main still applies here, do not interact or follow me if you fall under any of these

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🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Harley Sawyer's twitter account was restricted! This was, according to a lab technician who followed him, allegedly caused by doing "wireplay roleplay" with Leith Pierre.

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의인화 왤케 재밌지

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🚨Breaking News!🚨 Yup! This is absolutely the truth. The orphans in Playcare are guaranteed nothing but an enjoyable, educational, and just plain fun stay in the orphanage till they're adopted by their new parents! We're voted the happiest orphanage in the state for a reason.

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🚨Breaking News!🚨 While Playtime Co. knows nothing of this alleged 'hour of joy' we do know that evil scientists aren't here! We only want to help spread joy and fun to children around the world.

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🚨Slow News!🚨 The higher ups are being petty again.

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🚨Breaking News!🚨 An employee party is indeed set to happen on August 8th! Mass attendance is heavily encouraged. (and required if you want your holiday bonuses)

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🚨Breaking News!🚨 The Prototype is reportedly still loose, and now in the cafeteria. Precautionary measures are already being taken, and armed security is being sent to the Prototype as you read this

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 DogDay's dying

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🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 People are feeding the Prototype despite restrictions against any forms of interaction beyond speech and permitted experimentation. Dr. Sawyer has already been informed of this though, and the employee will be demoted and transferred to the research department.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 People are attempting to start rumors about Elliot Ludwig suffering from an affair from his wife! This is utterly false though, and likely the workings of a bitter, miserable ex-employee who'd petty over being fired

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Please note that Leith also rigged the robots to explode whenever one gets a bomb.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Leith Pierre has reportedly decided to install Minesweeper on all Harley Robots as means of entertainment for himself and the scientists! Lab workers are now allowed to use Harley for Minesweeper during break periods.

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@W1REHEART after consulting Dr. Sawyer, the answer is yes, but you are expected to clean her after deepening on how messy the lunch is.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Playtime Co. has reportedly lost Experiment 1006, otherwise known as the Prototype, and he is now currently freely roaming the labs! Please note that this does give employees the day off