Polonius The Great

When in doubt, hide behind a tapestry.

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@SpurringHotness You crossed a line. At least my killer didn't intend to kill me. A young man sought after your death for glory!

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@ohhphelia To thine own self be true, my daughter. #UTK206

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@ohhphelia you to get mixed up in his family drama. You and your brother deserve the best and I'll die before I see you unhappy.

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@ohhphelia be very untrustworthy and unstable after his fathers death, which is of course understandable, but none the less I don't want..

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@ohhphelia You're talking in riddles, daughter. I'm not sure what you're saying but I advise you not to trust this Hamlet boy, he seems to..

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@ohhphelia I don't believe all my wisdom could fit in a single nutshell, silly daughter

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@ohhphelia DAUGHTER, where have you been? You better not have been with that Hamlet fellow again, hmm?

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@MelancholyMan_1 I like your practicality. Can you go talk to my daughter? She is too "in love" with that backstabber Hamlet.

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@roslando1623 love at first sight is absurd. It is proven that it cannot exist, you were just infatuated with her presence, nothing more.

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@SpurringHotness You sound primitive. I cannot take advice from you, I have no trust in your thoughts. #ignorance

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@2_ganymede I am astonished that any kind of violence would be idolized as a sport for the common folk to watch. It's absurd! #utk206

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@SpurringHotness Instead, let me make all of your decisions. I know best for my daughter and I'm sure know best for you as well, fair youth.

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@rosymede1623 Thats ironic since I die behind a curtain. #spoiler

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@rosymede1623 That would be an impractical friendship. Jane Eyre is a Taurus and you a Scorpio. The match is of course entirely incompatible

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@rosymede1623 In your portrait, who is the young man in the middle? He seems to have taken both maiden's hands. Suspicious.

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@rosymede1623 Have a jolly time with your tree people as I sit in this castle enjoying a fresh bowl of gooseberry foole.

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@rosymede1623 ...remind me of those of a young women. We're you raised with a man in the house? Come to think of it you are a bit feminine.

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@rosymede1623 When you become chief counselor to a king come back and we can talk. I have to say I expected more from you, your emotions...

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@2_ganymede ..would never stand for something as outlandish as this. I am utterly appalled that you would become joyful over this matter.

[Polonius The Great @ThePolonius1599]

@2_ganymede This level of violence should never be condoned in the court. I don't know about you, but a civilized person such as myself..