Pope Francis I

I'm the Pope Bitch.
Clearly not the real one... But I should be.

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Real talk. Hand shake or fist bump when I see Obama?

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Castro didn't like my joke about him having to use a flimsy life raft to make it into heaven. #HesNotGoingThereAnyways

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Wasted the last 2 months looking for a secret passage in my office -- Dan Brown is a fucking liar.

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I'll be praying for her... to eat a cheeseburger. #boneyhands

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YouTube sucked me in again...No Twerking video went unwatched.

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Reminiscing about my days as a cardinal... Haha Just Kidding!

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Shout out to Michael Jackson! Thanks for taking the heat off the Catholic Church for a little butt... I mean bit.

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Druuunk tweet

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Big shout out to God for making the Bible so easy to read & understand... Not.

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FYI... Boston bomber is totally going to hell. I have a good source telling me.

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Let out the loudest fart during morning services. #lactoseintolerant

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Just joined http://t.co/f5vDiTEnvP under the name Mike Oxbig. Look me up if you're feeling adventurous. ;)

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Popein' ain't easy

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Riddle: What's old, white and known for being a quitter? Answer: Benedict

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Communion wafers dipped in ranch... Um, hello.. Delicious!!

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I deserve a holiday. Had my own miraculous resurrection this morning after one hell of a party last night. #worsthangoverever

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I couldn't find one damn egg all day. #eastersucks

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Got on my lucky underwear for my first Easter mass. #LeopardPrintThong

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The Popemobile is perfectly designed for hotboxing... I've heard.

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God says Hi