pork chop

Cleveland style

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Just got off work. Scored a date with the goya girl.

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Rum Ham? Try the Pork Chop soaked in whiskey

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You can't get hangover if you never stop drinking

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I heard at the bar that Netflix is raising their subscription price... Good thing I'm still strictly VHS

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So there r more brown kids then white under 2 in the us. Just wait till they get guns and needles. That wont last.

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I believe a polish-puerto rican lives in my neighborhood. I saw graffiti on a chainlink fence.

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What do lebron and his girlfriend have in common? Neither one has a ring.

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Had interview 2day. They axed my greatest weakness. I said, I dont have one.

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Did you hear Ellen Degeneres drowned last night? They found her face down in Ricki Lake.

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I farted in church this morning and had to sit in my own pew

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No more oprah? What am i going to watch naked now? Judge judy?

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I see they're making "the hangover 2", if it was based on me it'd "the hangover 2096."

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I was told to stop donating blood, because the people who got my blood kept getting DUIs when they left the hospital. @lizihle

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@jaccpot at least you're not searching for a merkin

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Bin Laden took two shots and was out, I took six shots last night and still drove home. #BitchLaden

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I flossed last night and passed out from blood loss

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A tree fell on my pick-up last night.... At least I wasn't the only thing falling down.

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It's time to start drinking...I mean thinking.

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This dame was bangin' on my door all night...I still wouldn't let her out.