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BREAKING: Were nuclear launch codes HIDDEN in rebel song sang by Irish women's team?

Sky's security correspondent Arse Cockfoster explains:

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Brands jumping on the Irish Women's team bandwagon.

#Ireland #COYGIG #WeAreOne

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If you don't understand @planetjedward's recent anti monarchy tweets, here's an archive photo of them being arrested alongside de Valera during the 1916 Rising.

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The @christymoore45 x @faithless crossover of Insomnia.

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Energy prices are getting so bad it's just going to be called Picnic this year.

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If Ryan Giggs' poem was a song inspired by @rickygervais David Brent.

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Going on holidays soon? I've put together some handy travel tips.

The 5 Travel Essentials You’ll Need At Dublin Airport This Year https://t.co/85PUUdIx6L

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Smart Glasses – An Amazing Innovation For Perverts https://t.co/K6mHhEqT0B

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Decided to share my inspiring story about how I could afford my own home. It's tough, takes years of sacrifice, but trust me you can do it!

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My therapist said I was suffering from imposter syndrome, but I really doubt I’d have what it takes to suffer from that.

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It was so hard going from virology expert into geo political science, but made all the easier thanks to the University of Facebook.

Be sure to check them out if you are thinking of changing careers entirely.

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I remember being forced to drink coffee every single day in the gaeltacht because there was a Bean an tí.

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If McDonald's really wanted to help defeat Putin's army they'd commit to opening more restaurants in Russia.

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The main thing I don't like about President Zelenskyy is that he has raised the level of expectations for comedians around the world to unrealistic heights.

I can barely manage 15 minutes work a night, let alone lead a rebellion against a nuclear superpower. 😐

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I recently went back to education and got a PhD in Virology from the University of Facebook.

Delighted to work with them and share my experiences.

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Christy Moore covering Dr Dre.

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Covid Snitch Line. Nightclub edition.

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Self isolation day 1.

If Damo Dempsey sang about OnlyFans...

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Some exclusive footage of the Covid Snitch Line in operation.

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BREAKING: Record number of hangovers reported to NPHET today: