The Potty Train Tailgate

We tailgate for quitting bowl games.

[sara PRE-ORDER THE RED SACRAMENT hinkley @boneysoups]

if you were a movie character, who would be cast as your parents?

[CWS Jello Shot Challenge @CWSShotBoard]

Every fan base has raised four digits for their on campus food bank, not to mention the money staying in Omaha to fight food insecurity. If you've been here, we love you. If you hate us, we love you. If you haven't been yet, we love you too. #roadtoroccos

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@shaunvlog_ Same.

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.

More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸

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@EddieBarstool

[Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree]

You need to be maxing out your house with bunting this time of year.

You need to be absolutely FESTOONING every threshold and fence and window.

To do anything less is to hate freedom, America, and all things good. There is no middle ground.

Become a bunting enjoyer.

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@bhertzel Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

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“Screw those fans.”

[Tigerillustrated.com @TIinClemson]

Georgia, #Clemson 'in talks' to move home-and-home series to neutral site

✅ https://t.co/wcMEgu66MS

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@HerdZone @GJHJ @HerdTheBuck @marshallu @MarshalluPres @MUBigGreen @SunBelt @NCAA Those transcripts will be looking good for them when they transfer out!

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Felt that.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Imagine betting the 4 horse and seeing this

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@kateesackhoff @trutriciahelfer

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@ClintHurdle13 @weekley Screw you and your yellow-pantsed heathens and Vera and Junior and the Boys.

[Preakness Stakes @PreaknessStakes]

#Preakness151 Post Positions

[ULTRA🏝️BLAST @ultrakillblast]

Happy Mother's Day

[Christian Stegmaier @cstegmaier]

Assuming Ted Turner’s funeral will start at 7:05 pm.

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@HerdCotton @CoachAdamW Tim Austin called a cab from there.

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I don’t know the pressure of playing the back nine on Sunday at the Masters, but I do know the pressure of standing on the 18th tee needing a 6 to break 100 while playing a decaying range ball because I chunked two Titleists in a pond at 17.

I assume it’s more or less the same.

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@CoachAdamW Well, now we do know and we do hate it.

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@garrett_TFE

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@garrett_TFE