Tim Warnock

Oh, but clever words on pages turn to fragments, circles, points and lines, And they cover them like carpets with graceful, meaningless, ornamental designs.

[Tim Warnock @ThePowerOfJorts]

@Fred_Delicious Boondock Saint’s Nicholas

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@UberFacts My Jorts.. they are so powerful..

[Tim Warnock @ThePowerOfJorts]

@closet_jock Or anywhere outdoors, really.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s crazy to look back on 2015 when science hadn’t yet invented anything funnier than this. dark times

[Tim Warnock @ThePowerOfJorts]

@closet_jock So did that crocodile from All Dogs Go to Heaven, and look how he turned out.

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@peespantsdaily We were just talking about doing this. It’s a sign! More forts to come

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@AaronWarnock13 Nailed it

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@CornOnTheGoblin I love Radiohead

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@peespantsdaily It’s the opposite of vitamin C. They never sing graduation. Just a stupid song about the fist day of school.

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@ThatEricAlper @EvaRebeca5 Built to Spill: Big Dipper

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@peespantsdaily To celebrate your birth you eat the unbirthed.. classic

[Tim Warnock @ThePowerOfJorts]

@closet_jock Not gonna lie.. I wasted three hours at work on Friday playing that game..

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@EmrisCoscept Nice! I want to do gauntlets soon

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@murmurdith The math is too confusing. Two ankles, and 12 ankles all with two ankles.

[Tim Warnock @ThePowerOfJorts]

@thehdrk They don’t know what the three shells are for

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@itsallbollocks It’s like a new pair of underwear, at first it’s restrictive.. but then it becomes a part of you.

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@EmrisCoscept You got this

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Trifast Triceratops. I’d see it

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@Dannn_Karahteee White noise app is free, I use heavy rain

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@peespantsdaily @brother_dag You’re lookin for a Honda cl250, pal