Fake David Bax

A Bizarro version of @DaveyPretension

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

I've changed my mind. Fuck this noise. https://t.co/5WYOZQGTJh

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

Lord help me, I cannot stop listening to Hamilton. This may be THE artistic achievement of 21st century.

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

If HAMILTON doesn't win all 16 of those Tonys I will storm the ceremony and burn it to the fucking ground

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

Lord help me, I cannot stop listening to Hamilton. This may be THE artistic achievement of 21st century.

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

@daveypretension What the hell am I supposed to do with this, David?

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

If Twitter goes from 140 characters to 10000 I'll be using it a helluva lot more

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

@morelessons I can't wait to talk about it with you. I love that movie so much it hurts

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I'm so excited for this movie guys. I'm shaking!

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

Somebody just spoiled SPECTRE's "Blofeld is James Bond's brother" twist for me and I ain't even mad. That's fucking brilliant!

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

Only 15 hours till SPECTRE!!!

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That guy is totally right. Idris Elba would be a super shitty Bond.

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ALOHA is solid entertainment.

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

@PaulGoebelShow @NRA They're just defending our constitutional rights, man.

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

Fear The Walking Dead is my fucking JAM.

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

I think we can all agree that Donald Trump is the breath of fresh air this country needs right now.

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

You know who's awful? HEALTH. Every HEALTH song sounds like goats sucking homophobic Republican dicks.

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FANTASTIC FOUR is pretty good.

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James Corden is pretty funny.

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

I fucking love dick and fart jokes, so I feel like DEADPOOL will be right up my alley.

[Fake David Bax @ThePretension]

You all need to chill. I'm sure FANTASTIC FOUR is gonna be great.