The Pretty Gay

Fabulous bitch. Be jealous.

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

@realDonaldTrump why so orange? #terrible #hideous #smallhands #smallpenis #uglyhair #fuckingidiot

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

I hope Brock Turner is repeatedly raped while he serves SIX MONTHS in prison for rape. #brockturnerisarapist #rapeculture #wasteofoxygen

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

#brockturnerisarapist

[Ben Ruettiger @benruettiger]

"Do you wanna see Elsie's hole"-@ThePrettyGay HELL NO ZACK HELL NO

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

@benruettiger guess who remembered their password. I'm back #worshipme #imback

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

@lilluie97 you know how we do 💋 #worshipme

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

@tyrabanks best smize award? I think so.

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

I know when you were little girls, you dreamt of being in my world. Don't forget it, bow down bitches 👑

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

“@JudgmentalGay: Why do I attract men my dad's age?” Welcome to my life. It's the curse of gorgeousness. 💋

[PBG @PureBredGay]

My reaction to the thirsty hoes on Grindr

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

Salvation Army can suck my cock. "Gays not allowed"?! "LGBTQ parents should be put to death" see if you get any of my money, fuckers. ☝️

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

I'm the best thing to come out of southern Illinois since....ever. 💃

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

@pervygay thanks for the follow boo 😘 you can be pervy any time to me #talkdirtytome

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

@Bromo56771218 the wifi tower is tricky but I think you could get it up and stronger than ever #justalittlefriction

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

The longer this icicle gets, the more I lose my Christmas boner. #fuckwinter

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

@Bromo56771218 How would you like to live in my pants? #getinalready

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

Why can't I change me background to a beautiful man? Twitter, get your shit together.

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

@ThePretty_Gay We should be pretty together. Let's celebrate hump day. #tooprettytohandle

[The Pretty Gay @ThePrettyGay]

For the rest of the day, new followers (especially ones that make my pants scream) get a special shout-out. Bow down, bitches.