Marius Aurelius Spartanicus

I am Marius, I belong to @Joeinblack. I have never been disciplined my entire life. I pray, steal butter & cheer for The MSU Spartans & The Detroit @Tigers.

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

I finally asked my human @Joeinblack The question which has burned my soul:
“If God is all powerful and God is all good, why are there cats?”
#DogQuotes

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

@ChristaScalise I found Rosie. We broke some things.

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

I’ve arrived in Heaven.
It’s a little neat and orderly here. I’ve got my work cut out for me.

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

This New Years party is wild. I’m totally out of control.
#NewYear2022

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

@ChaucerBabe @Joeinblack @WanderingBigfo1 I approve.

[Terry Mattingly @tweetmattingly]

Something tells me that this will interest you. @ThePriestsDog https://t.co/chDrqw7W34

[Fr. Joseph Krupp @Joeinblack]

With @ThePriestsDog you have 2 choices:

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

@Joeinblack There’s also...no, you’re right. Just those two.

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

My human totally forgot about this account until a good man reminded him of it.
This is the horror I deal with on a daily basis.
My life is one of pain and suffering.

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

The most likely scenario is that you will see those sausages again.

[Fr. Joseph Krupp @Joeinblack]

Hi! I’m @ThePriestsDog
I stole a 12 pack of summer sausages & ate 9 before I was caught.
I have no conscience.

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

@Joeinblack I don’t think my dignity can take much more of this.

[MMTH @MMTHBuilt]

MAMMOTH NEWS!! Tim Allen has spent the last 37 years of his career at the highest level of NCAA athletics, & now we are thrilled to welcome him to the @MammothTurf team! Check out the photo or visit https://t.co/3hQIQyUKno for the details. @DantonioMark @sportsinkansas @bethelks

[Mr. John A. Rondina IV🇺🇲🇮🇱🇻🇦 @Johnrondinaiv]

@ThePriestsDog @Joeinblack Good job.

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

@SrTeresam @Joeinblack And I you, my good lady.

[Fr. Joseph Krupp @Joeinblack]

My dog can NAP.

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

@Joeinblack My skill in this matter can not be questioned.

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

@Joeinblack That squirrel is pure evil

[Fr. Joseph Krupp @Joeinblack]

@ThePriestsDog had a good day.

@LonnieApplegate @CarriePilarski

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

@Joeinblack @reillycosgrove @FrNickOFMConv A dogs gotta sleep.

[Marius Aurelius Spartanicus @ThePriestsDog]

@Joeinblack In my defense, he was delicious.